Smash, Smash, Smash. Whatever am I going to do with you? You are so hopelessly out of date you resemble that carton of milk in the back of my fridge. Get with the times, man! Your hipness is showing signs of arthritis and is obviously in dire need of hip replacement.
It's not @#$^ or d1ck or ****, it's epeen.
/sighs exasperatedly
You prolly still wear tie-dye T-shirts and bell bottoms.
Not to worry, old boy, Unca' Totem is here to hold your hand as we make our way across the road to the outskirts of Trendinessville. We will look both ways as we cross, lest we get run over by that eighteen wheeler carrying a load of Members Only jackets and parachute pants to wherever it is that you shop.
Totem