I've officially been appointed the 'Board Matriarch'. But I'm not going to just come out and annouce that I'm the Board Matriarch, oh no! I'm going to do this tactfully and diplomatically. I'm going to create the illusion that my new title was bestowed upon me by the board's residents, via the democratic process.
All of you will now vote on my proposal. The votes will be tallied in one day's time, and the results posted- unless, of course, the results displease me, in which case they will be fabricated.
Think of it as the 2000 Presidential Election, Redux.
And in the interest of saving time arguing with my detractors:
Yes, this is a pale imitation of Skeeter's title.
Yes, it's pointless.
Yes, I am seeking attention.
Yes, I know that you only care enough to mention that you don't care enough to bother saying as much- and believe me, I'm terribly flattered.
It should also be noted that technically I don't need to run a bogus election cuz I already have the Queen's go-ahead. Besides, everybody know I'd win. I always win. I'm only going through all of the trouble of staging a fake election because I'm a good fu[/i]cking sport, you fu[i]cking ********