/a bright light is shined down into Intercontinental Love God's face as he is forcibly made to sit in a hard wooden chair
Patrician, where were you on the evenings from Feb 20 to last night?
<mumble mumble>
Do you, sir, have any witnesses that can attest to your whereabouts on those evenings?
<mumble mumble>
No sir, barnyard livestock do not make credible witnesses. You are hereby under arrest for the gangrape of four individuals in the Edinburgh area. You have the right to remain silent...
Totem