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There's the Skeeter we know and love!

^^ OTST

Going with what exactly? I can hardly be accused of making post after post, as I've been on these boards for about 4 years, and have less than 200 posts.

I don't actually have a deathwish. Its just a nickname I once had, and the current name of my shaman.

I'd like to tell you how much you suck as well, but I have such a hard time telling you apart from so many of the other insignificant twats I see here that I really can't distinguish you from the crowd. Sorry.

Sorry Skeet it's just he is funnier and scarier than you, i doubt that you would be calling we 'Sucky' if i was posting the same about you. besides i think i have posted maybe 5 times about Mrens and usually it was to a poster who got here by mistake after i was on the recieveing end of a double barrel the first time i was here.

more to the point i am married and don't do *** sorry.

suppose so Tare if it makes you happy i could change my login to it but i don't know if you can, or you could hyjack all my post crank me upto 3.01 and i could be Tarv , the wheel.

Ballys? You really think its ballsy to bust someone's chops on a message board?

Hmmm, small things impress some folks I guess.

It would be difficult for me to name all the insignificant twats, their very insignificance precludes it. At this point though, at least I've taken notice of Skeeter.

On the other hand I can list significant people on this board, that have impressed me for good or ill. It's early and the pain meds are just kicking in, so I may leave some names out and as such I reserve the right to amend this list as needed.

Kaolian, Gbaji, Jophiel, Totem, Patrician, Tacosid, Moebius, Thundra. If you're not on this list (and note, I don't include myself on it) you're pretty insignificant. Oh, add Smash to the significant list.

As for Skeeter, well I think he (she? /shrug)is pretty well named. As I understand it 'skeeter' is a colloquialism used by southerners for a small, annoying, disease carrying parasite. Appropriate.

Edited, Tue Mar 9 09:14:14 2004 by Deathwysh

Alright, so thanks Skeet for your opinion though who didnt get told they suck? anybody we actually care about to say they dont suck?

Nah, I just think to name names is a bold gesture. So few have done it here. I can only think of one other. Thundra, baby, where are you?

lol

My ex-wife always said I sucked, and I never cared what that b*tch thought, and I was f*cking her.

So I can't really see myself trying to be less sucky for Skeeter.

I'm not trying to bust anybody's chops, I'm providing a public service to the board. Don't get all butt-hurt because somebody you've never met on a message board said you suck, if you ask me, that's pretty pathetic.



Forgive me if I'm wrong, but I'd say that you have made post after post for about 190-ish posts. When you make a post, then later make another, then another at a later time, wouldn't that be post after post after post?



So you're saying that there are many posters here that are so insignificant that they don't even get on the "insignificant list"? I've heard of a similar list, I think it went something like this:



Not only do you suck, but you are unoriginal in your sucking, at least the other people on my list suck in a way I've never seen before, you manage to suck by taking thoughts and/or ideas and regurgitating them into a massive conundrum of self contradicting crap, summed up best by just one word; Suck.



Nah, I don't hate you, posters that have been here for years making idiotic posts haven't managed to get on my hate list, I'm not even sure if I've read anything you have posted yet.



You'll have to excuse my buddy Totem here, it seemed to me at first he was serious about these types of comments, but now I think he gets it, I see now that he offers these words of encouragement to lame posters such as Deathwysh to prod them into taking a crack at me some more. I have to say that the whole "Skeeter meaning Mosquito" thing was brought up a long time ago, by me actually, but it's ok, just further strengthens my theory of your ability to "create suck".



Nah, I had to figure them out by myself, why should they get the easy way out? If they ever figure them all out here we'd be in a huge CZ here, and we don't want that now do we?



Anybody not on my list, unless that person sucks so much they weren't worthy of getting on my list.

I think at the last meeting we had, it was decided that things were too boring around here when I was nice, so that hinders my ability to make any nice remarks about posters here, also, wouldn't want to get accused of making another CJ now would I?



What do you mean I haven't said a nice word about you? I fixed your name didn't I? Plus, I'm pretty sure I have said something nice, because you started posting here during my "nice phase", just before I recruited from the Main EQ board, I'm pretty sure I said something nice to you in the "Introduce yourself you damn noob" thread. (actual name of thread may vary)



Ok, I'm feeling nice today, so for you, I'll add you to my sucky list, there, feel better?

You see, Skeeter, you have failed to go about this the correct way. You need to lambaste everyone, not individuals by name. In order for it to be truly effective, you must then make outlandish claims to your power as a disintegrator of the less talented. The only way you can really f'uck it up is by not showing up for a week at a time and letting people grow to thinking you are weak and lacking credibility.

*double post*

Edited, Tue Mar 9 16:35:45 2004 by Skeeter

sigh...ironic your name is "skeeter", as it sometimes used in places as a slang term for mosquito. and annoying bug that just wont go away no matter how many times you swat at it. then one day you smack it and kill it, but then here comes another one to take its place.

your cries for attention are weak..nothing anyone says will make you stop or go away, so have fun and laugh at yourself..you have the defense your computer and internet connection provide for this self glorifying crusade to prove you are cool (or whatever it is your trying to prove). every once in a while you might even pick up a fan or two. but in the end, your still just an annoying "skeeter"...theres many more and you wont be the last.