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#27 Feb 28 2004 at 11:52 AM Rating: Good
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Mrens wrote:
Ahh isint that cute, even people working as a ******* waiter has to look down on people.

I will think of trying to create a false sense of superiority for yourself the next time I make the ******** at Taco Bell remake my burrito.

Seriously though, if you are working as a waiter you have pretty much reached to bottom of the barell for yourself, so why the hell would you go to a message board and brag "Im a ******* ****** who can't manage the simplest task of bringing food to people who are better then me, but at least im not the dumbest piece of **** who shares this ******** of an existance with me"


Having worked for 15 years as a chef in various hotels and bistros before switching to IT (burnout...the hospitality industry really does take its toll), I think I'm pretty qualified to state that Mren represents the sort of customer I and the rest of the staff used to laugh at.

Waiters (at least here in this bountiful province of Quebec, which has more restaurants per capita than anywhere in the States save New York city) make an exorbitant amount of money off of tips. The bulk of them make more money than you, Mren, and I submit that if you even tried to do the job, odds are you'd be the type to f*ck up, get all sweaty when the client whined at you, and then stammer a few syllables of gibberish before "accidentally" cutting your finger on a butter knife and crying to go home.

Being a *good* waiter in a busy establishment is very hard work, and takes organizational and interpersonal skills (HA!) you couldn't dream of. As proof, I submit that you, the prototypical loudmouth assinine self-important 'tard "customer", are still alive...showing clearly that the waiters you deal with have a helluva lot of restraint.

A merry "F*ck you" to you, sir, and may the spit of a thousand cooks find its way into your next bowl of soup.

P.S.: And what, exactly, do you do for a living that's sooooo regal and noble?


#28 Feb 29 2004 at 3:18 AM Rating: Good
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I don't have a ****** list anymore, here or at work, but I do have an "Assh*les I'd like to meet in a dark alley with a rusty spoon and masking tape" list. And it's not here.


Spork and duct tape. Duct tape works oh so much better.

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#29 Feb 29 2004 at 4:10 AM Rating: Excellent
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Why use a spork when a cludgel is so much more fun?


Genius List (in no particular order):

Peter Forsberg
Ron Turner
Tiger Woods
Stephen Hawking
Sam Walton


Forum Genius List (also in to particular order):

Smash
Moe
Patrician
Jophiel
Kao
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#30 Feb 29 2004 at 4:37 AM Rating: Good
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/sigh

I can see the forum list is strictly a "What have you done for me lately?" compilation. Kiss my a$$, you peckerwoods.











:)

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#31 Feb 29 2004 at 4:44 AM Rating: Good
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Maybe that's why your not on any of them, Totem.
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#32 Feb 29 2004 at 5:10 AM Rating: Decent
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I had to downrate your post for that insolent response, Twisted-- something I haven't done to anybody in over 2 years. Shame on you for making me do that.

Totem
#33 Feb 29 2004 at 5:12 AM Rating: Good
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Lol, it must be broken just like everything else on this board. Oh well. You lucked out this time.

:rollseyes:

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#34 Feb 29 2004 at 5:18 AM Rating: Decent
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Well downrate this, I didn't include you because you never answered this:

Meadros on the Saddam wasn't slaughtering people thread wrote:

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Any parts of my personal beliefs you find appallingly facist?

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On the contrary. I have trouble understanding how these beliefs are in any way represented by Bush or the GOP. Please expound.


#35 Feb 29 2004 at 5:24 AM Rating: Good
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Now that's confused me, humm - maybe its just too early
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#36 Feb 29 2004 at 10:11 AM Rating: Good
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I vaguely remember that thread and I vaguely recall writing a small manifesto to which this was a question you posed? Based on my foggy memories and my general sense that I wrote something reactionary I'd have to say that a conservative streak is one of the more salient features of the Republican party and by extension, GWB.

If memory serves, I said something to the effect of people must take responsibility for their actions and behavior. This fundamental trueism is the antithesis of Liberal-think, where victimization and passivity is the mantra of the deluded masses. Give me ________ (fill in the blank with the goodie, freebie, handout, age/sex/race "rectifier" of your choice), because I didn't have the foresight to study in school to better prepare myself for the future, because your ancient ancestors happened to have less skin pigmentation than yours, because I prefer not to earn my way through life, because I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth like every third white straight male is, because blah blah blahblahblah.

All excuses. All lame excuses for not just making more of your life.

That, I believe, is pretty close in spirit if not word to what I said. Now will you put me on your list of remarkable geniuses to grace this board? Pretty please?

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#37 Feb 29 2004 at 12:45 PM Rating: Good
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Know what Totem, I was just pointing out a fact. Wasn't trying to insult you, and was not being insolent. But if you must, rate me down.

All I ask is that you and Meadros un-hijack this thread and go somewhere else. This thread had a nice, happy feel to it until you came. So if you want to fight, go somewhere else.

And yes, the rating system is broken. You'll just have to rate me down some other time -=)

Edited, Sun Feb 29 12:45:20 2004 by TwiztidSamurai
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#38 Feb 29 2004 at 2:04 PM Rating: Decent
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TwiztidSamurai wrote:
This thread had a nice, happy feel to it until you came. So if you want to fight, go somewhere else.


This thread was originally created for people to express who they thought the board retards were (but that never actually took off). Exceedingly "happy feel" there, I'd say. Smiley: wink2

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#39 Feb 29 2004 at 2:21 PM Rating: Good
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TwiztidSamurai wrote:
All I ask is that you and Meadros un-hijack this thread and go somewhere else


Much as i hate the title and start of this thread, I think you will find that Meadros started it - so it may be a tad difficult for him to hijack it!


Ohh, and i do think you missed Totem's particular brand of humour - but then i can be dense when i feel like it.

And the rating systme does work - it just does not show now if you rated already or not..

Chill, its Sunday ....

Must go kill something


Edit - no its not i just rated your second post back up again - sorry Totem



Edited, Sun Feb 29 14:24:46 2004 by egnaro
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#40 Feb 29 2004 at 4:02 PM Rating: Decent
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Totem-
Sorry, I don't accept your rant as an answer to the question.
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