10. Cloning experements. If 1 bagel = good, many bagel = gooder!
9. Go see a rousing action movie!
8. Take your bagel to the park and play frisby.
7. Wrap said bagel in 10 gague epoxy coated copper wire. Attach both ends of the wire to a battery. Use resulting electromagnet to wreak havok on your friends/co workers/younger siblings computer monitors. "It's bagel art! honest! Besides I'm sure those ring shaped magnetic impringts are not perminant... I hope?
6. Start a pyramid scheme aimed at defrauding scientologists. When done, laugh and point.
5. Purchase a surplus V-12 Aston martin engine, 4 wheels, and a really big propellor. Ride around in your Bagelmobile
4. Replace your existing computer processor with the bagel. It won't run faster, but your room will be filled with a nice warm bagel aroma all day long. Until your computer catches on fire. But that's not our problem now is it?
3. Teach your bagel to fly a complex multimillion dollar military aircraft.
2. This one is really clever, if I do say so myself. Take your bagel and a large piece of Saran wrap. Now carefully walk over to a large unused fire extinguisher, and gently...