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I actually went through pretty much exactly the same thing. Except it was in grade 9. My advice is just truly stay friends with her, no friends with benefits or anything like that. Just good friends. I still talk to the girl that dumped me after 6 days, and it's been years since then.
Angry Hippo wrote:
i second that, but without the poor grammar. really, the best solution is to get another girl. its especially satisfying when that girl is one of your ex's friends.
Huzzah for grammar *****. Ironic, since yours is worse than mine. Capitals and proper punctuation are your friend.
And I fail to see the poorness of my grammar.
Yeah, Bran, your grammar seems pretty good by board standards...
but maybe funnest isn't the bestest way to describe something.
but maybe funnest isn't the bestest way to describe something.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Bleh, supposed to be funniest.
At least I know when to use "its" and "it's," and those little capital letter things, though ;P
Okay, I'm done /anti-grammar-**** off
Edited, Sun Feb 15 19:41:15 2004 by Branaddar
At least I know when to use "its" and "it's," and those little capital letter things, though ;P
Okay, I'm done /anti-grammar-**** off
Edited, Sun Feb 15 19:41:15 2004 by Branaddar
i refuse to use capitals on the grounds that i hate you. in any case, precedent states that apostrophes just arent important to use in conjunction with contractions.
Why so much hate? :(
I think you just need a hug or something =\
I think you just need a hug or something =\
Quote:
Run yourself a nice warm bath.
Run some bubbles in it (MR.Bubble is guud)
Dim the lights, or light a candle.
Turn on the radio to some soft relaxing music.
Ease yourself down into the water.
Submerge your face beneath the water and take a deep breath.
Run some bubbles in it (MR.Bubble is guud)
Dim the lights, or light a candle.
Turn on the radio to some soft relaxing music.
Ease yourself down into the water.
Submerge your face beneath the water and take a deep breath.
Anyone who is depressed and follows this incredibly stupid set of instructions should go as far as to conclude with with the following step...
Use your foot to knock the radio into the bathtub.
or
Use your Gillette easy touch to slash your wrists.
Putting aside the complete stupidity of this post and its origin. (Which almost has to be a hoax, as no one is that utterly pathetic sounding in real life) If someone is seriously depressed telling them to do something as inane as bathing really isn't the answer. Just because you spread it out into 6 steps doesn't make it any more original.
Basically this is what transpired.
Loser 1: My 5 day long girlfriend dumped me and I am sad because of it.
Loser 2: Go take a bath.
Not to be nit picky but if someone were to come onto this forum and tell us that their house burned to the ground and asked for advice I would not answer in the following fashion.
Get out your insurance information
Pick up the phone and dial the seven digits
Ask to speak to an agent (Dave is guud)
Tell him what happened
Ask him what his sorry *** is planning on doing about it
Get your insurance check
Pitiful.
Tacosid
I voted for the other guy.
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