911? What's that? We don't get in trouble up here, Skeeter, we just wrestle off the bears, shotgun 3 Canadian beers (read: 7 American beers) and log-ride into town.
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What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Hey, just because you have a beef with the French doesn't mean we do. But then again the US picks fights with most everyone... pretty soon you won't have many friends left.