And no, I don't mean I'm a voluptuous booty! Though I do have one, if I do say so myself. My, that's nice.
Anyhow. I've noticed this board needs to be shaped up, and I'm just one to 6 second-abs you all into shape like John Basedow(my he's a cutie, Mama like, mmm hmmmm)
So quit beating around the bush, don't be shy, tell Momma Judy your woes.
But don't give me no lip! I'm one tough cookie!
-Deputy: And you, are all out of milk!
Very nice, Deputy Brown.
-Was my honor, yo honor. And may I say you are lookin' capital F-ine! this mornin'.
Why yes, you sweet piece of Deputy Chocolate, you may.
Bring out the first defendant.
-Yo honor, this is (insert next posters name here).
Plead your case. I'm all ears and this aint no corn field.