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#177 May 27 2005 at 8:31 AM Rating: Good
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Me and my friends used a similiar method of rating women, how many beers would it take before we would ***** one. However we rated the really hot chicks with negative number, ie how beers it would take for them to ***** me. I think Selma hayek is a -12.
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#178 May 27 2005 at 2:20 PM Rating: Decent
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ok who is this Katie?........



and second 6pints and im anyones (please no guys I am one)
#179 May 27 2005 at 2:23 PM Rating: Good
Shasui wrote:
ok who is this Katie?........



and second 6pints and im anyones (please no guys I am one)


You don't want to know. And if you don't know, you shouldn't be in here. It's dangerous.
#181 May 27 2005 at 2:32 PM Rating: Good
Katie is the internet forums version of herpes, a bad virus that ruins your sex life, you get it but you can't kill it and it keeps coming back.

What? It's a joke. Well ok maybe a little true?
#182 May 27 2005 at 2:33 PM Rating: Decent
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AngstyCoder wrote:
How many Katiess would it take for you to ***** a beer?


We talking can, mug, or longneck here?



#184 May 27 2005 at 2:36 PM Rating: Good
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How many beers would it take to ***** Katie?


I hear she can fit a mini-keg. May just be a rumour though. Smiley: dubious
#185 May 27 2005 at 3:01 PM Rating: Default
AngstyCoder wrote:
How many Katiess would it take for you to ***** a beer?


One is enough.... but OUCH! The dynamics involved in this question are mind- boggling!
#186 May 27 2005 at 3:43 PM Rating: Decent
Well, I dunno, I'd probably have to share half with her until she was too drunk to talk, then we'd be in business.

Then after, I'd get on her computer and say super-nice things on the forum under her name. Then you'd know what happened.
#187 May 27 2005 at 4:58 PM Rating: Decent
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Who the hell is Katie, and where can I see a picture of her?

If I must give my answer before I have my own questions answered, I'd go with "however many beers I can get the b#$*ch to buy me."
#188 May 27 2005 at 5:02 PM Rating: Default
I'm a dirt po' redneck. Whats this thing you call "money"??
#189 May 27 2005 at 5:12 PM Rating: Default
Squeezy wrote:
Who the hell is Katie, and where can I see a picture of her?

If I must give my answer before I have my own questions answered, I'd go with "however many beers I can get the b#$*ch to buy me."


Wow, you don't know who katie is...I guess you can't see the name on half of the threads at the top of the page. I guess you couldn't read the thread either.

You lose at the internet.
#190 May 28 2005 at 3:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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The One and Only Katie wrote:
I'm a dirt po' redneck. Whats this thing you call "money"??




The only money youve ever seen in your life were the quarters, nickels and dimes those guys used to leave you after shining there nob on the back of your teeth in the back of those alleys up in Kentucky.

She also gave meaning to biting the coin to make sure its real.
#191 May 28 2005 at 10:19 PM Rating: Good
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Hmmm this be an old thread yes?

If she bought me a beer or two, I'd send her a sex toy. Smiley: lol
#193 Dec 21 2005 at 5:18 PM Rating: Good
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If you're going to necropost, at least dig up something that isn't completely retarded.
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#194 Dec 21 2005 at 5:30 PM Rating: Decent
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Back when Flea'lo had bite...this is hawt.
#195 Dec 21 2005 at 7:47 PM Rating: Decent
Beer would be a waste of energy, I'd say about 9 shots of jack for me, and 2 for her. For kicks, I'd clear the bottle.
#196 Dec 22 2005 at 3:56 AM Rating: Decent
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And yet the final proclimation of totem still stands firm...

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The truth is, I genuinely like Katie. Honestly. And I believe she gets a bum rap here for taking positions against the grain of the board here . . .

See? Zero beers.
;)

Totem


#197 Dec 22 2005 at 8:44 AM Rating: Decent
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Tare wrote:
Now all you Catholics can just suck it up. We all get bad publicity from time to time


There is no such thing as bad publicity.
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