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Nope, but your still a dumb ***.
*you're*
Feeling like a lazy ***** yet?
How about now?
Should have stuck with ignoring me.
Good practice for when you have to ignore your snotty little kids yelling because "brother is trying to play 'Mom & Dad' with her again".
Lazy *****? Yes? You seeing it yet? Yeah? That's good.
edit: How about now?
Edited, Tue Jan 27 00:34:55 2004 by Skeeter
Feeling like a lazy ***** yet?
How about now?
Should have stuck with ignoring me.
Good practice for when you have to ignore your snotty little kids yelling because "brother is trying to play 'Mom & Dad' with her again".
Lazy *****? Yes? You seeing it yet? Yeah? That's good.
edit: How about now?
Edited, Tue Jan 27 00:34:55 2004 by Skeeter
Maybe people would start taking her seriously and stop beating her like a dirty rug if she actually had some consistency in her posts. Or maybe if she had spontaneous oral sex with certain strategic members of the forum *cough* skeet, alla, kao *cough*. Then again, maybe not...
<--- lazy man-*****
<--- lazy man-*****
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Skeet and Katie need to kiss and make up. I vote for Skeet to take the ******** for all of us...he's the queen after all.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
/agree
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Just wondering Katie... Is that photo you have as your Avatar a photo from your childhood? And was that just after visiting The Ranch? Cause that would explain a lot.
Dark
Dark
If you don't have anything nice to say, at least have the decency to be vague.
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Anyone else think Nicole Richie looks ******?
Exactly! That is why this is the NICOLE RITCHIE thread. I already renamed it.
I'm over providing K----- with material for her to whack off to, although I will say I know for a fact that I'm the best she'll ever have.
She can't quit talking about twats, that one. Loves 'em.
Nicole Richie?.... is that Paris Hiltons friend's? If thats the gal I'm thinking of, I would definitly hit it.
Bareback? Sober?
Or on tv ? Yeah ****** and dumb.
TwiSted said:
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Maybe people would start taking her seriously and stop beating her like a dirty rug if she actually had some consistency in her posts.
She does!
She is consistently a moron in her posts. I haven't seen one that wasn't the epitome of white-trash, moronic babble.
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Or maybe if she had spontaneous oral sex
Hmm, "spontaneous oral sex"? Because that's better than premeditated oral sex? If Katie were ever to have the pleasure of polishing my knob, there would be nothing spontaneous about it. She'd have to somehow make me crazy enough to leave my S.O.(who posts on this very same forum, by the way), equip me with the best damn pair of beer goggles, and hook a brotha up with some Viagra because anything that stands at attention in her presence is most likely just getting up to leave the room.
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with certain strategic members of the forum *cough* skeet, alla, kao *cough*.
My ego thanks you. Not only did you mention me alongside two members with much higher status here than I, but you put my name ahead of them. 4 brownie points. Would have been 6, but you didn't capitalize my name, tsk tsk. Please get off my leg now, thanks.
taredoru sez:
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Skeet and Katie need to kiss and make up. I vote for Skeet to take the ******** for all of us...he's the queen after all.
I don't know how they do things over there in "Canada", but most places don't take too kindly to threats on the Queen's life.
Another thing, I don't see why people keep on insisting that Katie and I have beef. When I accepted my Queen title, I knew that title comes with being the Queen to the forum, good and bad posters. She is a daughter to me, albeit a ******, white-trash, moronic, ***** of a daughter, but still, a daughter.
Mothers and daughters dont always get along, most certainly not getting along while mommas banging that yankee *****.
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as to the pic, no, its not me, the shirt says "HERE COMES TROUBLE"
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as to the pic, no, its not me, the shirt says "HERE COMES TROUBLE"
Hmmm..again, Katie boggles. Which Yankee ***** are you referring to, because I thought I was the only Yankee-frilly-white-horse-riding-***** around here, and if Skeeter's bangin' me from all the way across the continent...well, not even a trashy ho' like you could "polish" a nob that size.
I had no idea, Skeet. Please provide color documentation of this giant ween. Damn, man!
I had no idea, Skeet. Please provide color documentation of this giant ween. Damn, man!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Brilliant! I love the correlation between your avatar and your posts.
Avatar: Big fat white-trash baby about to **** all over his diaper.
Katie: Big fat white-trash ***** about to type a bunch of **** all over the forum.
Funny, they both basically come from the same hole, yet, the baby's **** seems to make more sense. Hmm.. Odd...
That's good stuff, Katie. Give us another will ya?
Avatar: Big fat white-trash baby about to **** all over his diaper.
Katie: Big fat white-trash ***** about to type a bunch of **** all over the forum.
Funny, they both basically come from the same hole, yet, the baby's **** seems to make more sense. Hmm.. Odd...
That's good stuff, Katie. Give us another will ya?
Skeeter the Tulip wrote:
My ego thanks you. Not only did you mention me alongside two members with much higher status here than I, but you put my name ahead of them. 4 brownie points.
You welcome, my leige. And btw, spontaneous oral sex IS better than premeditated oral sex; adds that element of surprise...
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
LOL...premeditated oral sex.
/puts on her most expensive lipstick. "Tonight, tonight will be the night!"
/puts on her most expensive lipstick. "Tonight, tonight will be the night!"
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Hey Skeeter, you may be Queen and all, but at least spell my name right!!
T-w-i-z-t-i-d
Not supposed to be "twisted", it's the name of a band. Thanks, Your Highness.
/em gets off of Skeeter's leg
Edited, Tue Jan 27 17:32:18 2004 by TwiztidSamurai
T-w-i-z-t-i-d
Not supposed to be "twisted", it's the name of a band. Thanks, Your Highness.
/em gets off of Skeeter's leg
Edited, Tue Jan 27 17:32:18 2004 by TwiztidSamurai
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
I thought I was making it clear by capitalizing the "S" that I meant to "misspell" your name.
Ok, Twizted. Since we are doing favors for each other now, hook a brotha up.
"At least" - two words, not one.
"Queen"
"It's"
"Your Highness"
If you could fix those for me, that'd be great, mmmkay?
And I thought I told you to get off my leg!
Ok, Twizted. Since we are doing favors for each other now, hook a brotha up.
"At least" - two words, not one.
"Queen"
"It's"
"Your Highness"
If you could fix those for me, that'd be great, mmmkay?
And I thought I told you to get off my leg!
^ Read again, it's been hooked up, brotha.
/em does secret handshake with Skeeter
/em does secret handshake with Skeeter
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
31 posts
If you're going to necropost, at least dig up something that isn't completely retarded.
What, already tired of your other sock?
Someone's jealous...
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
lol omg. I'd forgotten about this one. Good Moe. Keep trying baby.
rate me down ******** It's not going to affect my infamous popularity. I'm the one you love to hate, but love me, you do.
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