OMFG!
I just want the witnesses to this play to know she is sitting here laughing. Nasty, vile, wicked ... that's it, I'm breaking the banjo over her head.
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I think the punishment should be a nice spanking.
Yes, you shall give all of us a good spanking.
And then the oral sex!
Yes, you shall give all of us a good spanking.
And then the oral sex!
Run away!
Run away!
Run away!
Angua has this weak spot: if I say something, humm, off color, it baits her into a response. For instance, check the bannannaanna comment further up on this thread, and then Angua's threat of heinous retribution.
Weeelll, I've noticed that it irks her to no end if I just agree with her, accept my punishment, and make a little unhappy face.
/cackle!
Course, I'll miss my banjo. I loved that thing. =(
Weeelll, I've noticed that it irks her to no end if I just agree with her, accept my punishment, and make a little unhappy face.
/cackle!
Course, I'll miss my banjo. I loved that thing. =(
"We are but 8 score younge blondes and brunettes...all between 16 and 19 1/2...."
Leave me alone, you bully. /plots revenge
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Here's my old "Bar Rules" on this:
If she's warm = 1 beer
Everything else = 6 pack
If she's warm = 1 beer
Everything else = 6 pack
Does "everything else" include your usual 4-legged can-eatin' types?
Just askin'!
Look out! Goooooat!
Despite her "whipping-gal" status here, I've seen her pic and she's actually pretty cute. If I was single and 20 years younger, I'd chat her up. It's not like you have to actually LISTEN to her. All you need to hear is a green-lighted "Yes". Anything else gets drowned out by the jukebox anyhoo...
'Lo, there do I see, the line of my people, back to the beginning, 'lo do they call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave...may live...forever.
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a couple of stouts and I'd probably bang a mailbox
For the record. I dont do the "Bar" scene. Too much beer, too much smoke, disease, nastiness.. ugh! Oh... and on a lighter note, it depends on what type of moonshine, and who made it, if the flame burns blue, and how pissed off I am.
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Too much beer, too much smoke, disease, nastiness..
And that's just what she brings to the bar. Add the bar's nasty features on top of that and I totally get what she's saying.
The Glorious Cherrabwyn wrote:
it depends on what type of moonshine, and who made it, if the flame burns blue, and how pissed off I am.
If there was any doubt before as to whether or not Katie is white trash, I think we've all been satisfied now.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Oh get off your frilly white horse, you yankee *****! How many have ever drank alcohol here??? How many realize that before it was your soco,7&7 it was someones home made alcohol??? Wine used to be mashed by foot! Before you open your ignorant *** mouth again.. maybe you should research it and find out more about it. Dumb ***! People like you keep us stuck here on this god forsaken rock, you tree huggin, flag burning, agnostic freak from hell.
The Glorious Cherrabwyn wrote:
People like you keep us stuck here on this god forsaken rock
So they have separated "yous guys" from the rest of society. Phew!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Allah, Tare is hogging Katie! Tell her to share!
Good one Tare.. it might have hurt if.. no.. it just didnt hurt. Better luck next time though! Not that Im going to let you leave empty handed, here is a nice shiney boot up your yankee ***!
And on that note..
I bid you all adieu
G'nite feckers!
Edited, Fri Jan 23 02:20:51 2004 by Cherrabwyn
And on that note..
I bid you all adieu
G'nite feckers!
Edited, Fri Jan 23 02:20:51 2004 by Cherrabwyn
Lol.
It didn't hurt because you are still loose from the last few **** rapings you got.
It didn't hurt because you are still loose from the last few **** rapings you got.
Really I don't think the question should be how many beers would it take, so much as
"How many rubbers would you need?"
Cause I know if I had had enough to over come predisposition towards her, I wouldn't want to cause I know I wouldn't be able to put one on.
She one of those, 3 rubbers for a BJ kinda gal.
Dark
"How many rubbers would you need?"
Cause I know if I had had enough to over come predisposition towards her, I wouldn't want to cause I know I wouldn't be able to put one on.
She one of those, 3 rubbers for a BJ kinda gal.
Dark
If you don't have anything nice to say, at least have the decency to be vague.
I'd do Katie. Just for the story.
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I'd do Katie. Just for the story.
A noble sacrifice for our entertainment. Sober?
"And this one time, at the trailor park..."
Dark
Dark
If you don't have anything nice to say, at least have the decency to be vague.
Sure, sober. No worries.
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Does "everything else" include your usual 4-legged can-eatin' types?
Why wouldn’t it?
I'd do her sober.
But then, I'd probably put my ****** in a tree trunk if I thought there might be a snake in it.
But then, I'd probably put my ****** in a tree trunk if I thought there might be a snake in it.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
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But then, I'd probably put my ****** in a tree trunk if I thought there might be a snake in it.
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