Allakhazam Awards 2003 - ResultsFollow

1) Favorite poster

Winner: Thundra Runner Up: Totem

2) Best Flamer

Winner: Thundra Runner Up: Smasharoo

3) Funniest poster

Winner: Thundra Runner Up: Totem

4) Most annoying troll

Winner: Xin Runner Up: Stabitha

5) Best sock puppet

Winner: Copernicus Runner Up: Stabitha

6) Worst sock puppet

Winner: God Runner Up: Xin (although confirmed not a sock puppuet)

7) Best sig

Winner: Smasharoo Runner Up: Skeet/Hippo tied

8) Poster with the least brain cells

Winner: Katie Runner Up: Anon/Hippo tied

9) Most helpful poster

Winner: Kaolian Runner Up: Kozz

10) Most knowledgable about EQ

Winner: Calimyr Runner Up: ON

11) Best thread

Curiouser and Curiouser

12) Best arch nemesis pair

Winner: Smash/Gbaji Runner Up: Taco/Pat

13) Best newcomer

Winner: Angua Runner Up: Skeet/Mikeinsb

14) Board lifetime achievement award

Winner: Kaolian Runner Up: Allakhazam

15) Last but not Least favorite poster

Winner: Tied between Katie and Anon

Comments

Thundra is this years Titianic, with no fewer than 6 awards, favourite poster, best flamer, funniest poster, best sock puppet, worst sock puppet, and best thread. This is oustanding work.

Biggest whitewashes in a single category were Kaolian, for his helpfulness, and Katie for her lack of braincells, well done you two on such consistancy.

Stabitha probably desrved to win an award but voters were confused in which category to place it and so the votes were too spread across different categories.

Calimyr continues to be who we look for when we want top notch EQ advice

Tacosid and Patrician failed to get on the podium, other than an honourable mention as Arch Nemesis Pair. See my little buddy, we bring out the best in each other sweetheart.

Smasharoo's star has begun to wane. In previous years he would be one of the favourites in many categories, these days he is known more for his sig, and his battles with Gbaji.

Special mention to Angua as the favourite newcomer, and well done Kaolian on the Lifetime achievemnt award, beating the mighty, and bookies favourite, Allakhazam.

And we need a more worthy Least Favourite Poster. Unfortunately I am too fond of too many of you to be nasty enough these days. I was much better when I had genuine contempt for you all.

HAPPY CHRISTMAS!! Hope you choke on a turkey bone Taco

Edited, Tue Dec 23 07:38:47 2003 by Patrician