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#3077 Jun 24 2016 at 10:11 AM Rating: Excellent
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Are forks at the bottom of the "Slippery Slope"?

If they take our guns, people will be screaming, screaming, screaming to take our forks next. Also, we'll have to poly-marry cats.
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#3078 Jun 24 2016 at 10:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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Like one person to 5 cats? Or like 5 people to one cat?

These are important questions.
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#3079 Jul 01 2016 at 12:57 PM Rating: Good
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#3080 Jul 01 2016 at 1:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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This was on @midnight, and the best punchline was:

"Peter is a terrible Parker"
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#3081 Jul 01 2016 at 1:53 PM Rating: Good
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I think if they'd have used the scene where apparently Superman decides the bus should fly and loop through the air they'd have gotten better jokes out of it. Or Iron Man slaughtering a bunch of sentient cars.
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#3082 Jul 01 2016 at 10:11 PM Rating: Good
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That we are discussing ridding ourselves of the 2nd and 5th Amendment says more about the state of our country today than anything else that can be said. That the Democratic Party would like to curtail the 1st Amendment says even more.

That the Republican Party would nominate a buffoon who'd likely agree with them says it all.
#3083 Jul 01 2016 at 10:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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That we are discussing ridding ourselves of the 2nd and 5th Amendment says more about the state of our country today than anything else that can be said.

That's good. We shouldn't be held to the ideas of some guys from a couple centuries back as though it's holy writ. Hell, THEY didn't even think so and expected the constitution to be remade before too many years passed.
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#3084 Jul 02 2016 at 1:02 AM Rating: Good
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It's irrational fear mongering like that that got the buffoon nominated in the first place.
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#3085 Jul 02 2016 at 2:41 AM Rating: Good
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#3086 Jul 02 2016 at 11:05 AM Rating: Excellent
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And get into your car?
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#3087 Jul 02 2016 at 3:32 PM Rating: Default
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Clinton is officially being interviewed by the FBI. Results are expected to follow soon.
#3088 Jul 02 2016 at 11:48 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Totem wrote:
That we are discussing ridding ourselves of the 2nd and 5th Amendment says more about the state of our country today than anything else that can be said.

That's good. We shouldn't be held to the ideas of some guys from a couple centuries back as though it's holy writ. ****, THEY didn't even think so and expected the constitution to be remade before too many years passed.


Exactly. Who needs all those dumb inalienable rights anyway? After all, there's never been even one time where a government-- any government! _-that tried to coerce its' citizenry into doing what it didn't want, right? Right?!?
#3089 Jul 03 2016 at 5:50 AM Rating: Excellent
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Again, Jefferson & Co expected the constitution to be redone by now so quoting their concept of inalienable rights loses a bit of sting.

The idea that something is an inalienable right purely because someone declared it so a few hundred years ago so now there's nothing anyone can do is an interesting one though. I guess we see why strident Christians tend conservative. Never question, never revise, simply obey the ancient writ.

I'm not even expressly speaking about the 2nd Amendment or anything else in specific. Just saying that ALL of it should be open for discussion without pearl clutching that someone dares question the wisdom of the forefathers. Certainly if something is still a great idea today, it can hold up to debate without falling back on tradition and "How dare you talk about that".

Edited, Jul 3rd 2016 6:56am by Jophiel
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#3090 Jul 03 2016 at 9:26 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel, you must be a big fan of Woodrow Wilson then, who declared that in modern America our obligation to the Declaration of Independence and it's regard for inalienable human rights as set out in the Preamble is to, “Make a new table of contents, make a new set of counts in the indictment, make a new statement of the things you mean to set right, and then call all the civilized world to witness, as that great document does, that you mean to settle these things in the spirit of liberty, but also in the spirit of justice and responsibility.”

Your willingness to casually cast away those Bill of Rights aptly demonstrates the Left's predisposition to fascism and tyranny, as evidenced in their reluctance to endorse the Civil Rights Act, to put forth policies for eugenics against the poor, blacks, and handicapped, protection of slavery, and disregard for basic freedoms and human rights. Rather than bolster the foundation of our country, you'd weaken it by having us believe that those self-evident truths are not self-evident at all.

#3091 Jul 03 2016 at 9:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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Huh, who knew that by saying we shouldn't be shackled eternally to the words of long dead slave-owners, I was advocating for eugenics and protecting slavery? Not me, that's for sure. Fortunately, Totem set me straight Smiley: thumbsup

Happy Independence Day, kids -- here's to the one and only correct way to think Smiley: smile
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#3092 Jul 03 2016 at 9:42 PM Rating: Good
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Furthermore Wilson said, "We are not bound to adhere to the doctrines held by the signers of the Declaration of Independence: we are as free as they were to make and unmake governments. We are not here to worship men or a document….Every Fourth of July should be a time for examining our standards, our purposes, for determining afresh what principles and what forms of power we think most likely to effect our safety and happiness. That and that alone is the obligation the Declaration lays upon us."

Of course he, like many Leftists like yourself said this, "No doubt a lot of nonsense has been talked about the inalienable rights of the individual, and a great deal that was mere sentiment and pleasing speculation has been put forward as fundamental principle."

Again, "Government does now whatever experience permits or the times demand…"

The first step towards that goal of unfettered power is the erasure of those pesky inalienable rights. Ol' Woody, he took the words right out of your mouth, didn't he, Jophiel?
#3093 Jul 03 2016 at 9:45 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Huh, who knew that by saying we shouldn't be shackled eternally to the words of long dead slave-owners, I was advocating for eugenics and protecting slavery? Not me, that's for sure. Fortunately, Totem set me straight Smiley: thumbsup

Happy Independence Day, kids -- here's to the one and only correct way to think Smiley: smile


There it is-- the only response available to rational thought and argument: snarkiness. Thank you for underscoring why your argument is weak rather than addressing why you're in favor of stripping rights away from your fellow citizens. Progressive, indeed.
#3094 Jul 03 2016 at 9:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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There it is-- the only response available to rational thought and argument: snarkiness.

Everyone thinks their arguments are "rational thought", sweetheart. You get the response your little screed deserved, not the one you wished it would get. Take care and have fun spending your night reading about Wilson on Wikipedia.

Edited, Jul 3rd 2016 10:49pm by Jophiel
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#3095 Jul 03 2016 at 10:12 PM Rating: Good
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That sounded rather shrill, Jo. Screed? Not at all. It's a cold blooded analysis of the Left's covetous eyes on the freedoms which stymie their lust for ever more power. You completely made that point for me in your offhanded willingness to trash those rights. Does your Peruvian princess know you are willing to rescind her right to vote? All is up for negotiation, Flea!
#3096 Jul 03 2016 at 10:24 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Just saying that ALL of it should be open for discussion without pearl clutching that someone dares question the wisdom of the forefathers


Totem wrote:
Your willingness to casually cast away those Bill of Rights aptly demonstrates the Left's predisposition to fascism and tyranny, as evidenced in their reluctance to endorse the Civil Rights Act, to put forth policies for eugenics against the poor, blacks, and handicapped, protection of slavery, and disregard for basic freedoms and human rights. Rather than bolster the foundation of our country, you'd weaken it by having us believe that those self-evident truths are not self-evident at all.


Yeah, Discussion can be pretty casual.
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#3097 Jul 03 2016 at 10:42 PM Rating: Good
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Yep. Try "discussing" the changing of the terms of your wedding vows with your wife. Tell me how that goes. "But, honey, I'm just, you know, thinking about renegotiating the whole faithfulness thing till death do us part. Whoa-- put that frying pan down!"

What is there about "inalienable rights" do you not understand? Are you also confused about the concept of unconditional surrender? The forever stamp? The inescapable nature of death and taxes?

I'm here to help.
#3098 Jul 03 2016 at 10:56 PM Rating: Good
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The "Inalienable Rights" are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness? From the Declaration of Independence, not the U.S. Constitution.

Also, it's Unalienable Rightsl.

Just saying. You go ahead and bandy about those buzz words, you do you.
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#3099 Jul 03 2016 at 11:03 PM Rating: Good
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Un-, In-, all open to discussion and redefinition. What, are you tied to the past's use of prefixes used by slave owners and all?
#3100 Jul 03 2016 at 11:21 PM Rating: Good
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No, but your slavish devotion to the words should be not only attributed to the correct document, but also the correct words, right? Isn't that part of your whole Founding Fathers religion?
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#3101 Jul 03 2016 at 11:26 PM Rating: Good
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Hey, you got me there. Mea culpa.

Enough about me. Let's talk about you. Where do you stand on the re-writing of the DoI, BoR, unalienable rights, and the Constitution in general? You like the idea of renegotiating the terms of our founding contract?
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