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#30 Feb 12 2014 at 10:44 AM Rating: Excellent

Jophiel

Liberal Conspiracy

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You take posting in the wrong thread a little too much to heart.

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Belkira wrote:

Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.

#31 Feb 12 2014 at 10:46 AM Rating: Excellent

Jophiel

Liberal Conspiracy

TILT

Elinda wrote:

But you still have to start them over from scratch, right? Going through the whole diaper thing a second time for the same kid would be really annoying.

Aripyanfar wrote:

I bet you could do it better the second time around!

You could find out the exact age where your child could win a hand-to-hand fight to the death with a badger.

Also, you're going to want someone who can clone badgers.

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#32 Feb 12 2014 at 10:51 AM Rating: Excellent

someproteinguy

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His Excellency Aethien wrote:

Elinda wrote:

But you still have to start them over from scratch, right? Going through the whole diaper thing a second time for the same kid would be really annoying.

Also wouldn't it just be so weird to 're-raise' the same kid?

It's sort of lile a save point I guess.

I hate those.

They're always right before you remembered to equip your new gear, change your skills around, and complete that rather lengthy series of jumps you always fail on. Smiley: frown

So much better to just hit F5 whenever you feel like it.

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#33 Feb 12 2014 at 10:52 AM Rating: Excellent

someproteinguy

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Jophiel wrote:

You take posting in the wrong thread a little too much to heart.

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#34 Feb 12 2014 at 11:01 AM Rating: Excellent

Xsarus

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Cross Thread Shenanigans!

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#35 Feb 12 2014 at 11:01 AM Rating: Excellent

Jophiel

Liberal Conspiracy

TILT

someproteinguy wrote:

I hate those.

They're always right before you remembered to equip your new gear, change your skills around, and complete that rather lengthy series of jumps you always fail on. Smiley: frown

Or randomized rewards. "Here's a piece of unique gear! Oh, you died? No problem. Next time we'll put some common boots into the same chest. Hope you like them!"

Been playing a lot of Torchlight II recently.

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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.

#36 Feb 12 2014 at 11:16 AM Rating: Excellent

Samira

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Elinda wrote:

But you still have to start them over from scratch, right? Going through the whole diaper thing a second time for the same kid would be really annoying.

Also wouldn't it just be so weird to 're-raise' the same kid?

It would be particularly weird for Kid v. 1.0.

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#37 Feb 12 2014 at 11:45 AM Rating: Good

lolgaxe

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You people have no imagination. What you do is clone fetuses. Hundreds of them. THOUSANDS of them. You leave them in little mason jars in a locked closet. Then you raise one, and whenever it misbehave you lock it in the fetus room, and every five minutes you remind it how they could have also been in a jar. Bet the kid is well behaved after that.

That is until they're old enough to overpower you and they snap and cause a grisly murder scene or seven, but that's at least 15 years in the future for you to come up with a contingency plan.

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#38 Feb 12 2014 at 11:59 AM Rating: Good

Elinda

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Gees, how much trouble one could get into with a closet full of fetuses.

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#39 Feb 12 2014 at 2:28 PM Rating: Good

Poldaran

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Elinda wrote:

Gees, how much trouble one could get into with a closet full of fetuses.

Depends on the supply of butter in your fridge and your proximity to the highway.

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#40 Feb 12 2014 at 4:00 PM Rating: Excellent

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lolgaxe wrote:

You people have no imagination. What you do is clone fetuses. Hundreds of them. THOUSANDS of them. You leave them in little mason jars in a locked closet. Then you raise one, and whenever it misbehave you lock it in the fetus room, and every five minutes you remind it how they could have also been in a jar. Bet the kid is well behaved after that.

That is until they're old enough to overpower you and they snap and cause a grisly murder scene or seven, but that's at least 15 years in the future for you to come up with a contingency plan.

Yeah, I saw that image too.