I'd take the mule over Pakastani women. There's an intreting cultural thing over there where body hair on women is considered VERY attractive.
Needless to say it wasn't working for me. On the other hand most of their military do speak with the gayest lilting Brittish accents I've ever heard. I've nop idea why, I imagine they learned english from watching old "faulty towers" episodes.
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