If you do any of the following, you are gay.
Use your instead of you're
Use ghey instead of gay.
Don't capitalize your own freakin' name.
Wear spandex.
Are offended when people call you gay.
Insist on repeating that you are a 13 year old racist wigger.
Look like eminem and/or Slim Shady and/or Marshal Mathers.
You 'love me, man'.
You press Alt Tab.
You are in an abyss of insecurity. Chasm or fissure are acceptable.
You are a woman who likes to munch carpet.
You are a male that likes to gobble the weiner.
You have a problem with my list.
Edit: You have a forum which doesn't allow you to use coding in the title.
Edited, Thu Apr 22 15:01:12 2004 by Starwarzkid