Jophiel wrote:
No, right winged....
Ya that means your right wing is slightly stronger and more agile then your left wing, meaning you constantly turn slightly left unless conciously flapping the left wing more.
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86.23% of chickens are, in fact, right winged, while 13.72% are left winged and the rare 0.05% are ambidexterous-winged. These chickens are
rare and
very valuable. If you find one do
not eat it! (You will die a horrible death from Anthrax-Salmonilla-Pi...but aside from that...) You can make a
fortune breeding them! That's right! Chickens that can actually fly straight can make you a fortune! Just be sure the chicken is really flying straight and not compensating by flapping the off wing more - and be sure the wind is not a contributing factor, either.
I am, in fact, right-winged. My parents tried hard to ensure I was going to turn out left-winged, like them (thus, inherently right listing when flying straight) mostly by attaching weights to my left wing to ensure it grew healthy and strong and repeated readings of
Consince of a Conservative and for a while it worked. But then, I just stopped using my left wing at all and let the weights dangle there, ineffecive, and forcing myself to do everything right winged only. After a while, you find you can get anywhere by flying in a circle, the radius just has to be big enough. And reading
The Age of Uncertainty and
All the President's Men.
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