No, really, she dosent.
Now I regard my english class as a complete and utter waste of my time (Anyone who insists on pointing out the spelling errors in this post can suck my ****) Im in a tech school, my major requires the smallest degree of english skills, yes some, but not anything that I would have to learn good debating skills over (That is what the class in question is over)
Now do not take this as a indication that I am slacking off in said class (Actually I need to get my GPA up as it is hovering dangerously low at 3.02 (I drop below 3.0 and bad things happen) So everything I hand in is of the utmost quality. And yet, I continuly get poor marks, nothing major, im just used to getting my usuall A's on all my stuff, and these weird symbols that resemble B's keep apearing on my work.
So I decided to test my theory, the control subject is Anthony, Anthony is a nice guy, very friendly, chatty, pretty cool guy all around, I like Anthony, English is Anthony's second language (Spanish being his first) he also thinks English in a drafting school is a complete waste of his energies, needless to say he dosent give a ****.
Now a opportunity arrises that I take advantage of, the assinment "Write a persuasive paper arguing/defending Bush's stance on stem cell research" this is a subject I care much about, as I am one of those people who stands to directly benifit from said research. I have spent many an hour researching this paper on my own time. So I begin writting, I write an excellent paper, I spent probibly 24 hours writting a paper that should have been completed in less then 2.
So I finish, I hand it in expecting my sure thing A, I recieve a B+ ARGH, *****!!
Now we flash back to my control subject, I happen to know Anthony wrote his entire paper in a half hour period between classes. Anthony for his efforts recieves a B-. WTF! The paper was worth a D, a quick glance could reveal countless number of spelling errors, run on sentances, and just a bad use of grammer.
Now let me ask you, why in such a world is a slacker like Anthony allowed to recieve what is basicly the same grade as me. While I, the pinacle of acheivment, am insulted with such a slap in the face grade?
We are to draw 3 conclusions from this.
1. Anthony is sleeping with the teacher.
2. My teacher is a bigot and dosent want to see any person in a wheelchair succede in life.
3. My english poor.
I am inclined to belive option 2, as it makes me apear in the best light.
I know you are all in agreance because obviously im perfect.
Allow me to be the first to laugh at you because you just wasted 5 minutes of your life reading the ramblings of a bored insomniac.