Soysauce's Bizzare IRL Adventures!Follow

I know i know, this is quite a worthless thread but give it some time, something fun might come up thats worth reading ;)

Aiiiight, I've stated in my previously thread that i got alot of waste time all the way untill mid august before i can make my grand comeback to ffxi, this of course grants me a couple of options to choose from while waiting

A: **** off to useless ****.
B: **** off to more useless ****.
C: Try and get a job.
D: Camp Alla's forum 24/7 for some *************

Of course, only option D is tempting in a very very disturbing way.

So this gave me an brilliant idea, why not post my IRL(in real life; you dork) adventures? since only serious ****** up stuff happends to me i might share it to whoever finds it funny. Sort of a diary.. but from a looser. Sounds good? cool. Then ill fire off with my first disturbing Adventure!

Jun 26th 2006 - 1:45am "Soysauce Buss Situation"

Alright, so im sitting there at the buss slooooowly traveling home from my friend who i where partying a little too much with the night before, got this pesky sun in my eye's who really lightens up my hazy red eyes, mind is all blurred with images from last night, sort of a child puzzle i try and put all the pieces together. The taste in my mouth is so horrible even the most {increndibly tough} {marlboro} would scream in terror.

As i sit there all quietly listening to slipknot and all sorts of
"whatnot crap all-comercial make you angry, you emo kid" music the buss stops and in enters a really old woman, now here's my problem. In Sweden where i live we have this thing for always give up our seats to older ppl of pregnant ladies, its common curtecy and i dunno how your country works but thats how it works, especially at busses,trains and all sort of handicapped travel measures.

Of course the buss is loaded with scumbags who refuses to give up their seat so i tell myself "ahh what the hell, ill give her my seat, maybe saves my day" so i gently tap her shoulder with a smile and asks her if she maybe would like to take a seat? here's where hell broke out.

She actually started bashing me for being on of those "ignorant no respect showing towards their elders kid" .. after she yelled about five minutes and totaly got the whole buss attention i'am left with only three options.

A: say something yber cool and I'm a moron and just ignore her.
B: quickly grab her walking stick and kick her ***.
C: close my eye's and imagine how my golden chocobo comes to the rescue.
D: gently try and calm her down and apologize.

Now your all thinking .. hell! beat that old geezer down! but no.. i had more selfconfident to just quietly mumble I'm a moron. Whitch in turn ended at her thinking i whas cursing her who in turn started a odd chain of event.

So i whas kicked out of the buss to walk one hour and twenty minutes home.

(Writing self note)Lessons for Today Kids!

Always, and i mean for the love of god, always ask the person how old he/she is before you give up your seat, if the person only is lvl 25+ dont to it, but at lvl 55+ they are granted the special abbillity to steal seats, mkaaay?

also. I'm a moron doesnt work very well irl -_-'


WAFFLES! //Soyokaze

I find it kinda disturbing "**** off" was not only one category, but both ******* off categories out ranked, or were listed and thought of before, "C: Try and get a job."

EDIT:
As for the woman... I'd go w/ option E.

Part 1) Verbosely explain you were being courteous and cival and was not implicating anything towards age, but rather than fatigue that one may be experiencing. If you receive confused reactions, you can elaborate with the fact that you've been sitting on that bus comfortably longer than she knows or can understand and she has just gotten on the bus after who knows how much walking and/or standing. However, I would make sure to verbosely do this as she already begun to get verbose and got the attention of other passengers and implanted a negative image of you in their minds w/o knowing the real scenario or situation... by verbosely expressing this, those individuals (aka, the peanut gallery) may begin to understand what is going on and think: "Wow, what a *****... that kid just trying to be nice and she goes off on him like that." However, without support on your side, you're already up ***** creek.

Part 2) I'd also assure her that she is in no obligation to take the seat and you have no problem taking it back. This would only support your original explination of being courteous and cival and is backed up and represented with actions. Afterall, we all know actions speak louder than words. If everyone else see's you appologize and take back your seat, and she still keeps going off, she begins to just look like that more of a ***** to everyone else.

Part 3) (If and only if she were still going off on me) I'd appologize for catching her during "her bad week"... that implication is usually assertive enough to be translated without difficulty and other people viewing would begin to get the idea or understanding that the lady is just hard to deal with, spoiled, snooty, a *****, or combination thereof without being limited to all of the above as well.


Edit #2:
Here in the states, we also give up seats towards the front of the bus for elderly and disabled individuals. However, I've learned that as a male, you do NOT give your seat up to a female unless she's soo old that she has a hump and her boobs go down to her belly button... Reason being is when a man willingly gets up and gives his seat to a lady, she may take it one of two ways rather than the third, intended, way. Either A) Feel as tho you're commenting about her age... implying that she is old. Since most women like to be reassured how young and beautiful they look, saying they're fat, ugly and/or old is a sure one way trip to the dog house. Also, B) She may feel you're trying to get something from her... IE: A Date, Secks, maybe just a phone number, but whatever it is, if she goes off on you, she's not interested.. even if it wasn't your intent, she'll let ya know she's got no interests. This is more likely to happen with women closer to your age. In all honesty, if you had a young g/f present with you and you both gave up your seats for her, she'd probably think you two were a very cute and sweet couple. However, since it was just you, she may have felt insulted by a man implying she looks old or unattractive or may have felt you were trying to make an opportunity to begin breaking the ice and make a move. Then there's that third option, which again, is fairly neglected and overlooked... and that is that she is just a ***** or having a really bad day.

Edited, Jun 27th 2006 at 6:21pm EDT by ElvaanKrem