A Koala and a Lizard were blazin a joint. . .Follow

A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says

"Hey Koala! What are you doing?"

The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.

After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.

But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"


So the koala looks down at him and says:

"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"



Corny but still funny. . .

Maybe you should give up on trying to be a comedian Mobby XD and come back to FFXI instead :D

lol Noob~

The koala thought the little lizard drunk so much water that he turned him into a crocodile, hence why he ask "how much did you drink?" XD

Edited, Jun 16th 2006 at 10:53am EDT by Miszu