Two taru males walk into a bar where one of them picks up a female hume and takes her to a local inn. While the other taru decides to a book room next to them. That nite, all the second taru can hear is, "I can't do it!, I can't do it!, I CAN'T DO IT!!!"
In the morning, the second taru askes the first, "Hey Taru waru, how did it go last nite?" The first one answers, "It was embarassing, I simply couldn't do it /cry"
The second taru shakes his head and asks, "taru malehood problems, eh?"
To which the poor Taru replies, "No, I just couldn't get on to the bed!"
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LMAO. Man my taru buddy needs to read this one.
Now if it were a cat, that taru could have climed up her fishy-wishy little tail.
ermmm... as a taru, I would have to say... it's: "I can'taru reach the beddy-weddy." but definately can'taru.
How dare you Speaky-weaky badly about the taru-warus!?
You will be hearing from my At-taru-ny very soon!
Good joke though.
You will be hearing from my At-taru-ny very soon!
Good joke though.
Only thing I don'taru understand is... why'd the second taru-waru get left out? We're too cutaru to pass up. Women scoop us up by the dozen cause we like the teddy-weddy bears they love sooo much.
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