Dear:
[X] Moron
[ ] Loser
[ ] Ganker
[ ] 12 Year Old
[ ] Twink
[ ] Troll
[ ] Nerfherder
[X] l337 d00d
[ ] Whiner
[ ] Fruit of the Stupid Tree
[ ] Other
You are being flamed because:
[ ] You forgot to search. This is in the sticky thread and still posted too many times a day to anything else with you.
[ ] You posted a "Nerf Black Mages!" thread.
[ ] You posted a "Buff Dragoons!" thread.
[ ] You posted a "Nerf Ninjas!" thread.
[ ] You posted a "Buff Beast Master!" thread.
[ ] You posted a "Class is Overpowered" thread.
[ ] You need to lean to play your class.
[ ] You need to learn to play the game.
[ ] You have no concept of class balance.
[X] You're just an idiot.
[X] Your model brain is defective, leave until you have one that works.
[ ] You lost a fight to my class and came here to cry about it.
[ ] Someone told you my class was easy to beat, you found out otherwise, and now you're complaining.
[ ] You posted a total lack of understanding about my class.
[ ] You posted a total lack of understanding about your class.
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in.
[ ] You made a ridiculous claim.
[X] I don't like your tone of voice.
[ ] You fell from "the tree."
[X] You posted false information.
[X] You just plain suck.
[X] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS.
[ ] The topic/content of your post is made by Jhingles.
[ ] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd.
[ ] Youhavenotlearnedthepointofpuncuationsuchasspacingcommasandperiods.
[X] You are too stupid to argue with.
[ ] You are extraordinarily bad at [detecting ()/posting ()] sarcasm.
In punishment, you must:
[X] Delete your Content IDs.
[ ] Suffer at least three nerfs.
[ ] Drink out of a spitoon.
[X] Fetch me a shrubbery.
[ ] Help defeat AV.
[X] Apologize to everybody on this forum.
[ ] All of the above.
In closing, I'd like to say:
[ ] Stop stinking up the gene pool.
[ ] Get a life.
[X] Never post again.
[X] I've found more intelligent things floating in the toilet.
[ ] STFU.
[ ] Learn to post
[ ] Go join World of Warcraft.
Sincerely,
[ ] A concerned friend.
[ ] Your worst enemy.
[X] A general passer-by.