Hehe, I wish I could fully remember this person's name... I know it began with "Silver" but I don't remember what the second part was... It was something like "Silvercloud", or "Silverstreak", or something... Ugh, anyways...
Very obviously a n00b. He/She plays a Mithra, so I'll just assume that it's a boy. Anyway, I'm in Valkurm trying to level up Thief to 15 so I could have Treasure Hunter when I go farming. I get into a party which contains four new players (no subjob,) me, and a guy who I think had very recently hit level 18 and had gotten his subjob. This "Silver...something" WHM is doing a decent job of keeping everybody alive, and I'm thinking "Wow, I've finally gotten into a good party in Valk!" Then, Silver starts using curaga when only one or two people are hurt. This person is very obviously obsessed with healing, but you will see that he is so horribly uninformed and stubbornly refuses to be informed. This is how it started...
<Silver...something> : Dont hit call for help cuz we won't get any exp
<Me> : Yeah, unless we're all about to die lol
<Silver...something> : No, just don't hit it! we need exp!
<Me> : Yeah, but I'd rather miss out on 50-80 exp than lose 250 exp by dieing.
Well, the conversation didn't go much farther than that, and I don't remember exactly what was said, but you get the basic idea. Anyway, we get into trouble, and three people die. Then, after these people have perished, Silver...something uses Benediction, and, as Bene usually does, draws MASSIVE aggro. Well, Silver...something dies, and I Call For Help. A few level 50+ people were RIGHT next to us, saying "Call for help!", while Silver...something kept on saying "Don't call for help!" Well, the 50+ players kill off the thing that had killed just about all of us. This is how the party window lit up...
<Silver...something> : YOU DUMBASS BIOTCH
<Me> : ?
<Silver...something> : DONT CALL FOR HELP NOW WE GET NO EXP!!
<Me> : I don't think that really matters to more than half the party at the moment...
<Silver...something> : I HAD IT UNDER CONTROL
<Me> : Um, you cast Benediction during a fight without a Paladin. You sucked all the hate off of the tank.
<Silver...something> : SUCKING HATE IS A GOOD THING
<Me> : You really need to figure out what a WHM is.
<OtherPlayer> : Silver... I don't think she's that dumb... she's the only one out of us that hasn't died yet...
At that point, I just left the party. Never have I met a WHM that was so confused as to what his or her job was. He then went on to argue with the 50+ players about various things... I wasn't there to hear it, but it was relayed to me by a friend who had decided to listen to the argument while spamming /laugh. Apparently she was also under the misconcpetion that Ranger could only be used as a subjob! Hmm...
Eesh, sorry 'bout the long post... I tend to ramble... sorry! ^_^;;
(AUGH, I wish I could remember his full name!!)