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#52 Oct 08 2013 at 2:00 PM Rating: Good
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Start drinking then.
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The idea of old school is way more interesting than the reality
#54 Oct 08 2013 at 2:27 PM Rating: Good
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Just give them some booze too.
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Olorinus the Ludicrous wrote:
The idea of old school is way more interesting than the reality
#56 Oct 08 2013 at 5:55 PM Rating: Decent
Are all these last comments subtle hints for me to drown my sorrows in a glass of beer?


...okay then.
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#58 Oct 08 2013 at 8:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Since when does this forum give better relationship advice than "throw her down the stairs"?


Hey! We've ended up with at least 2 Forum inspired marriages that I know of occuring, so I think we've got a pretty good track record for the online dating market. I mean sure, we're no eharmony, but we're at least higher ranked than CNN!

Of course both those marriages were Asylumites, and come to think of it, people being thrown down stairs as par tof the courtship rituals isn't out of the realm of possibility.
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#59 Oct 08 2013 at 8:19 PM Rating: Good
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Just memorize everything these fratboys suggest in their letter... If that fails, chloroform.

Seriously, I don't really suggest any of this..
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Since when does this forum give better relationship advice than "throw her down the stairs"?


Hey! We've ended up with at least 2 Forum inspired marriages that I know of occuring, so I think we've got a pretty good track record for the online dating market. I mean sure, we're no eharmony, but we're at least higher ranked than CNN!

Of course both those marriages were Asylumites, and come to think of it, people being thrown down stairs as par tof the courtship rituals isn't out of the realm of possibility.


Don't forget Barkingturtle's marriage. Another joint product of the asylum and alcohol.
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#61 Oct 09 2013 at 12:47 AM Rating: Excellent
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That was the workings of the OOT. And alcohol. And drugs.

Edited, Oct 9th 2013 3:47am by Uglysasquatch
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#62 Oct 09 2013 at 7:46 AM Rating: Good
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Uglysasquatch wrote:
That was the workings of the OOT. And feminine wiles.

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#63 Oct 09 2013 at 11:21 AM Rating: Good
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Elinda wrote:
When you're dating a 19 year old do you ask for proof of age before sex?


No, but the age of consent here is 15, so we've got some wiggle room, so to speak.

If I'm ever in doubt, I usually just pickpocket her phone and check her iTunes playlists. If I find anything containing the words "Bieber", "Swift" or "Direction", I abort the mission.
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you mean you abort mission when you think you recognize her face from one of the classes you teach? Smiley: tongue
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#66 Oct 09 2013 at 2:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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Probably a safer bet than Hello Kitty. You can never tell with Hello Kitty panties.
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I'd explore that kitty.
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I'd explore that kitty.
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Dyadem, pet mage of Jabober wrote:
Just memorize everything these fratboys suggest in their letter... If that fails, chloroform.
Diethyl ether is the better choice. Hypothetically speaking, of course.
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
you mean you abort mission when you think you recognize her face from one of the classes you teach? Smiley: tongue


All the kids I teach are <14, so that would be a definite yes.

Also, that's an uncomfortable thought.
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Don't forget Barkingturtle's marriage. Another joint product of the asylum and alcohol.


And an ill-fêted gay marriage between two former Asylum regulars, further discussion of which is prohibited by the Vegas rule.
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Did you forget your password? Smiley: dubious
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What do you mean? I'm a new poster.

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#74 Oct 09 2013 at 4:13 PM Rating: Good
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#75 Oct 09 2013 at 4:13 PM Rating: Decent
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Elinda wrote:
When you're dating a 19 year old do you ask for proof of age before sex?


No, but the age of consent here is 15, so we've got some wiggle room, so to speak.



If you're messing with a 15 year old there probably ISN"T very much wiggle room if you know what I mean Smiley: wink



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electromagnet83 wrote:


...someone remove the chain. Cuz that was off it.


Never atempt to use that or any similar phrase again.

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