Friar Bijou wrote:
Be nice to Mindel, you.
Sober or no, where else we gonna get someone so full of Jewey goodness?
Ash? He may have a Seinfeld avatard, but I have it on good authority he's actually a Quaker.
JEWEY HEARTWARMING STORY GO!
Last night I was on the phone with my mother, just haken mit a chainik while I waited for my blintzes to cook. She told me my cousin Ari (who has Down's Syndrome) has a girlfriend now, and that he's very excited about the whole affair.
So, after I got off the phone with her, I called Ari and he told me that his new gal's folks are bringing him with on a family vacation to visit relatives in Maryland during Purim. I told him my havurah is building a huge sukkah for the holiday and having a big party and that he and Marsha should come stay with me for a couple of days and come to the party and listen to the Purim spiel. The deal clincher came when I informed him that in my havurah, he can even sit with Marsha during the parshah and hold her hand because we don't separate boys and girls.
He said, "Okay, but don't tell my dad about that because he'll get mad. I don't think God gets as angry about that stuff as dad says."
I <3 muh cousin. :)