I believe the Earth is gaining an Exoskeleton as we drag the bones (read: rocks) of the world from beneath the dirt and turn it into concrete and cover the surface with roads and parking lots. Don't forget Minimalls. Endoskeleton < Exoskeleton.
I got married over a week ago and I still can't function with my new wedding band. It's Wolfram and the first night I had it on, I cracked the glass counter top at the Hotel with it (It's a damn hard metal) and pissed the clerk way off. I fear my glass house is in trouble.
Maybe that lifeless ***** Anna was right and I need to see a psychiatrist because somedays I feel like The Dude and all relaxed and whatnot and other days I feel like Walter and I want to pop someone for not following the rules. Split personalities? I think Split Brain would be way cooler. I've always wanted to draw and jerk off at the same time.
I have no idea who would actually like Orange Juice with Pulp.
I still can't figure out why I need eyebrows. I know the evolutionary reason I need eyebrows but I wear sunglasses all year long and I truly believed I would have outgrown them by now.
Edited, Oct 15th 2007 3:29pm by Kaelesh
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What ever you are on, I want some.
I LOVE orange juice with Pulp! Orange Juice is nasty as hell without it.
Kaelesh wrote:
I have no idea who would actually like Orange Juice without Pulp.
Couldn't agree with you more.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Pulp is like snot.
Pulp is sooooooooo disgusting. I actually vomited in my mouth a little when I read that the above posters drink it. YUCK!
CheerWine > Real Sweet tea > orange juice.
Edited, Oct 15th 2007 3:31pm by jackjeckel
Edited, Oct 15th 2007 3:31pm by jackjeckel
Hellboy is full of orange pulp
Kaelesh wrote:
I got married over a week ago and I still can't function with my new wedding band. It's Wolfram and the first night I had it on, I cracked the glass counter top at the Hotel with it (It's a damn hard metal) and pissed the clerk way off. I fear my glass house is in trouble.
Rings are a pain in the *** to get used to. I stopped wearing my after the first six months I was married (I have been married nine years). At first, I used to wear it on my gold chain but styles change so the chain came off.
My wife used to get "grumpy" about it. Then I threw the cheese line of "I don't need a ring to symbolize my love for you and our marriage" at her. It actually worked...
umm messed up
Edited, Oct 15th 2007 3:30pm by jackjeckel
Edited, Oct 15th 2007 3:30pm by jackjeckel
I bet you guys drink Skim Milk too. Unhuman.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
shadomen the Irrelevant wrote:
My wife used to get "grumpy" about it. Then I threw the cheese line of "I don't need a ring to symbolize my love for you and our marriage" at her. It actually worked...
You could've also reminded her that wedding rings are chick magnets.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
shadomen the Irrelevant wrote:
My wife used to get "grumpy" about it. Then I threw the cheese line of "I don't need a ring to symbolize my love for you and our marriage" at her. It actually worked...
You could've also reminded her that wedding rings are chick magnets.
If that is true, I am sooo going to buy one.
Shave your eyebrows off and take a shower; you'll notice the water beating directly into your eyeballs.
Oh, and you now look odd.
Oh, and you now look odd.
Silenus wrote:
Shave your eyebrows off and take a shower; you'll notice the water beating directly into your eyeballs.
Oh, and you now look odd.
Oh, and you now look odd.
Kaelesh has been over that for years.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Silenus wrote:
Shave your eyebrows off and take a shower; you'll notice the water beating directly into your eyeballs.
Oh, and you now look odd.
Oh, and you now look odd.
Oh, and learn to read. Then get the fuck out of here.
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I know the evolutionary reason I need eyebrows
I always look at my eyebrows to see what stray hairs, if any, I should pluck. I wish I had a better arch to them though. 
And I
very much orange juice with pulp.
And I
very much orange juice with pulp.shadomen the Irrelevant wrote:
Kaelesh wrote:
I got married over a week ago and I still can't function with my new wedding band. It's Wolfram and the first night I had it on, I cracked the glass counter top at the Hotel with it (It's a damn hard metal) and pissed the clerk way off. I fear my glass house is in trouble.
Rings are a pain in the *** to get used to. I stopped wearing my after the first six months I was married (I have been married nine years). At first, I used to wear it on my gold chain but styles change so the chain came off.
My wife used to get "grumpy" about it. Then I threw the cheese line of "I don't need a ring to symbolize my love for you and our marriage" at her. It actually worked...
A friend of mine was having trouble getting used to her ring as well. She had a bad habit of fidgeting with it, slipping it on and off, etc.
Didn't seem like SUCH a bad habit... til she dropped it over the side of a boat. Big oops there.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Didn't seem like SUCH a bad habit... til she dropped it over the side of a boat. Big oops there.
Yikes.
Yikes.
Still fidgeting with mine. It sometimes feels slightly tight but I don't want to resize it because I fear that it'll be even wider and more intrusive on my hand.
I wear it when I'm out but generally take it off as part of my "I'm home" ritual of shoes, wallet, watch, etc.
I wear it when I'm out but generally take it off as part of my "I'm home" ritual of shoes, wallet, watch, etc.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Kaelesh wrote:
I believe the Earth is gaining an Exoskeleton as we drag the bones (read: rocks) of the world from beneath the dirt and turn it into concrete and cover the surface with roads and parking lots. Don't forget Minimalls. Endoskeleton < Exoskeleton.
I imagine that Western European nations or Japan is heavier on the paved area but balanced against Africa, Australia, South America, Sino-Russo Asia, etc it's more than a wash.
And, of course, you have buildings and air strips and the like. But I'd still be surprised to learn that more than 1% of the planet's land area is covered with concrete.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
You'llllll get used to it.
But really, how the **** did you crack a glass counter with the ring? were you angry and punching it repeatedly?
But really, how the **** did you crack a glass counter with the ring? were you angry and punching it repeatedly?
Kaelesh wrote:
somedays I feel like The Dude and all relaxed and whatnot and other days I feel like Walter and I want to pop someone for not following the rules. Split personalities? I think Split Brain would be way cooler.
I'm glad I'm not the only one.
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
I bet you guys drink Skim Milk too. Unhuman.
It's just not a proper breakfast without a glass of pulpy orange juice and a glass of skim milk.
Kaelesh wrote:
I have no idea who would actually like Orange Juice with Pulp.
Missed this earlier, my wife LOVES that Grovestand shit, the stuff you have to chew. Nasty.
Kaelesh wrote:
I have no idea who would actually like Orange Juice with Pulp.
I have no idea how people can like orange juice without vodka.
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