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#1 Feb 16 2007 at 11:53 PM Rating: Good
My friday night shift is usually spent cleaning up from the chaos of the week, and getting projects entered into the computers, and start running some of the larger ones. Right about now, 2am, is usually the time when I've finished getting all the random crap sorted out, then I decide to tackle the email inbox.

On a bad week, there is around 20 emails, and they're all puzzles, because there is always missing customer information or they're missing files or, my favorite, the entire email is "Here you go! <attachment> <attachment> <attachment>" Smiley: laugh

So, I just opened the inbox... I should have realized it was bad news when it took nearly 5 minutes to load the titles. I have, get this, 376 messages. Some have been looked at, some have not. The earliest email I have is from monday afternoon. Smiley: oyvey

Well... I'm going to get into trouble for this, but now in our email boxes, there is one titled "Crap I should not have to deal with" and I just crammed anything earlier than noon today into it.

Goddamnit I hate this place.

EDIT: hmm... I meant to post this in the OoT... whoops.

Edited, Feb 16th 2007 11:54pm by NixNot
#2 Feb 16 2007 at 11:58 PM Rating: Default
"Gaul" + 1. One Post. **** threads you don't care about. One Post. Last one to page 2. MonxDoT priceless.

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Edited, Feb 17th 2007 3:23am by MonxDoT
#3 Feb 17 2007 at 12:10 AM Rating: Good
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"Gaul" + 1. One Post. **** threads you don't care about. One Post. Last one to page 2. MonxDoT priceless.


Please don't replace letters with numbers.
#4 Feb 17 2007 at 12:11 AM Rating: Decent
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#5 Feb 17 2007 at 12:15 AM Rating: Decent
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Master NixNot wrote:
Well... I'm going to get into trouble for this, but now in our email boxes, there is one titled "Crap I should not have to deal with" and I just crammed anything earlier than noon today into it.
LOL
I should do that at work.
We have a general "Helpdesk" email account that everyone has access to, but there's only one dayshift tech who reads it. I read it at night, but if the email is timestamped before my shift, I generally won't mess with it.

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or, my favorite, the entire email is "Here you go! <attachment> <attachment> <attachment>"

Sometimes I get calls where people think I magically already know what they're talking about because they called earlier. They'll call and say "This is so and so" and I'm like, "Hi" and then they're like "So, did you figure it out?" or something like that.
Yes, we at the helpdesk have a collective consciousness. You can tell one tech about your problem, and automatically the rest of us know about it. It drives the dayshift techs crazy when they're trying to sleep, and I'm walking someone through READING A GODDAMNED EMAIL AND FOLLOWING THE INSTRUCTIONS.
meh anyway
People are stupid and they all need to die. etc
#6REDACTED, Posted: Feb 17 2007 at 12:19 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) I'm not. I'm replacing numbers for letters. /Stripe + 1
#7 Feb 17 2007 at 12:21 AM Rating: Good
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I'm not. I'm replacing numbers for letters. /Stripe + 1


No I'm pretty sure you spelt **** ****, which would in fact be replacing letters with numbers.
#8 Feb 17 2007 at 12:26 AM Rating: Good
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Master NixNot wrote:
Well... I'm going to get into trouble for this, but now in our email boxes, there is one titled "Crap I should not have to deal with" and I just crammed anything earlier than noon today into it.
LOL
I should do that at work.


DO IT! DOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEET!

It's good for the soul.


I also just took a bunch of screenshots of all the titles of the emails, with the timestamps of each one, and combined them all together into one image and made a big oversized black and white print of it. Then I hung it in the break room with big red marker on it saying "THERE SHOULD BE ZERO EMAILS IN THE INBOX WHEN I COME IN ON FRIDAY NIGHT!"

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#9REDACTED, Posted: Feb 17 2007 at 12:32 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) I say toe-may-toe. You say tah-mah-toe. I say OYE-ster. You say UHH-ster. GTFO. Letters, numbers, symbols. Some in, some out. OR, like I said. I could be replacing numbers for letters. Let me know when you're no longer ten years ago "with it".
#10 Feb 17 2007 at 12:44 AM Rating: Decent
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I could be replacing numbers for letters


By that I assume you mean that you are placing numbers for letters. And golly gee you're right, I should indeed "get with it" I mean it isn't like people can do nothing but butcher the English language because the teachers aren't teaching it and people refuse to use it or anything.
#11REDACTED, Posted: Feb 17 2007 at 12:50 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) That's it, Beav..., I mean, crion.
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#13REDACTED, Posted: Feb 17 2007 at 12:57 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) /yee-hah!
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#15REDACTED, Posted: Feb 17 2007 at 2:51 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Nexa does /:
#16 Feb 17 2007 at 9:43 AM Rating: Excellent
What is a MonxDot and what is it doing here?Smiley: confused
#17 Feb 17 2007 at 4:12 PM Rating: Good
Someone has been going through and trolling down entire threads lately. Fixed this thread.
#18 Feb 17 2007 at 4:58 PM Rating: Decent
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Awesome.

That's a lot of mails. I had 68 spam messages in my inbox. I'm sad. I've been gone for a week. Usually I get 200-something over the weekend.
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#19 Feb 17 2007 at 5:05 PM Rating: Good
That's the really sad thing, on average, I get 3 spam emails a night. And they're not even spam when they get to me, our servers check every email that comes in, and if it's questionable, they send an email to our inbox titled "Quarantine Notification XXX-XXX-XXX-XXX."

There were only 5 of those in the inbox when I clocked in yesterday.
#20 Feb 17 2007 at 6:25 PM Rating: Decent
KJICK EM, IN THE NADZ!!!!!
#21 Feb 17 2007 at 6:36 PM Rating: Good
Doug the Braindead wrote:
KJICK EM, IN THE NADZ!!!!!

Emails have nads?




On a side note, today at work, the entire folder I created is empty, and there are zero emails in the inbox. Also, there are two jobs due by 10am, and I've already got them about 90% completed. Smiley: grin

Squeaky wheel gets the grease I guess.
#22 Feb 17 2007 at 6:37 PM Rating: Decent
Master NixNot wrote:
Doug the Braindead wrote:
KJICK EM, IN THE NADZ!!!!!

Emails have nads?




On a side note, today at work, the entire folder I created is empty, and there are zero emails in the inbox. Also, there are two jobs due by 10am, and I've already got them about 90% completed. Smiley: grin

Squeaky wheel gets the grease I guess.



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#23 Feb 17 2007 at 6:43 PM Rating: Good
Doug, you need to go pass out somewhere. Smiley: laugh



In before Doug the Braindead wrote:
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#24 Feb 17 2007 at 6:45 PM Rating: Decent
i gotn ot work in 2 hours and 1`5 minutes
#25 Feb 17 2007 at 6:49 PM Rating: Good
You have to go to work in 2 hours? Holy christ, good luck with that. Smiley: laugh
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