1) As soon as I'm done with college and don't need my dad's money anymore, I'm going to break his nose and tell him how it really is. (hes a prick)
2) I took a 60 foot fall off a cliff and didn't get hurt other than a scraped elbow.
3) I tripped over a rock later that day and twisted an ankle and broke a wrist (wtf?!)
4) I shot the UPS guy in the ankle with a bb gun when I was younger cause they were a week late in delivering my package. (roof shot, booyah!)
5) I envy squirrels, they are the ninja's of the animal kingdom.
6) I enjoy pottery & sculpting.
7) The book 'Jennie' kills my heart everytime I read it.
8) I always thought Curious George should be shot or put to sleep or something. He was a menace!
9) 'George' from seinfeld angers me.
10) I am noticing a trend of disliking georges. Come to think of it, I have never met a cool george.