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#1 May 28 2004 at 2:42 PM Rating: Decent
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I will be arguing positions from the right for the balance of the day.

Specifically, I will argue in favor of the following:

1. Pro-Life
2. Free Markets
3. Supply Side Economics in General
4. The War in Iraq
5. The Superb Performance of the following people in relation to their service to the United States: George W Bush, John Ashcroft; SCOTUS Justices Scalia, Rhenquist, and Thomas, Donald Rumsfeld, Richard Cheney, and their collective staffs.
6. Drug Policy
7. Tax Cuts, specifically the benefit of reducing the highest marginal income tax rates for individuals and corporations.
8. The fact that Christ was the son of God who died for all of our sins allowing salvation only to those who accept him into their hearts as their personal savior.
9. et all as it appears on the forum.

Fire away.

I will also screen my posts for spelling errors.

Edited, Fri May 28 15:42:50 2004 by Smasharoo

Edited, Fri May 28 16:23:57 2004 by Smasharoo
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#2 May 28 2004 at 3:22 PM Rating: Decent
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8. The fact that Christ was the son of God who died for all of our sins allowing salvation only to those who accept him into their harts as their personal savior.

Guess I am gonna go to hell then, since I dont plan on having a hart
#3 May 28 2004 at 3:26 PM Rating: Decent
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Good show. I have corrected the spelling error. Thank you for bringing it to my attention.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#4 May 28 2004 at 3:30 PM Rating: Good
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Hart to Hart was a good show!
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#5 May 28 2004 at 3:34 PM Rating: Decent
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Hart to Hart was a good show!

Indeed. Hard working wealthy Americans acting in a pro bono capacity to help the less fortunate solve crimes. The American spirit at it’s finest.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#6 May 28 2004 at 4:18 PM Rating: Decent
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Hey Roo, fill me in on the Superb Performance of Donald Rumsfeld in relation to his service to the United States, please.

Also, touch on #6 if you want. Thanks.

Edited, Fri May 28 17:34:48 2004 by Khristov
#7 May 28 2004 at 4:33 PM Rating: Good
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Hart on Rice was an even better show.

Totem
#8 May 28 2004 at 4:40 PM Rating: Decent
Yeah, and Manimal and Misfits of Science were great, too.

Eb
#9 May 31 2004 at 12:57 AM Rating: Decent
if you're so eager to find someone to talk about political topics why don't you find a website that has a public forum for that? i realize this is the 'out of topic' forum, but it's still a website about videogames. seems more like to me you like to hear yourself talk more than seriously discussing any issue
#10 May 31 2004 at 9:57 AM Rating: Decent
:Shakes his head at Joont:
#11 Jun 01 2004 at 1:48 AM Rating: Decent
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1. Pro-Life


Good arguments for both sides, just one question... When a woman is raped and impregnated, is it still wrong to abort? Or, a specific instance.. A 13 year old girl was raped by her father, she was later found to be pregnant. Is that not an abomination to your Christ, Lord God and Saviour? Or, does that not matter, since we are all supposedly inbred from Adam and Eve? In which case, I have lost the remainder of respect I had for Christianity.

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4. The War in Iraq
Not really opposed to it, just opposed to the BS reasons given... Face it, warfare is meant to be about taking control over specific resources to better the living standards of one nation. <tree hugging hippie> "Blah blah blah, no blood for oil!"
<me> "Yeah, complain all you want when gas is back down to 0.87$ per gallon."


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6. Drug Policy


Bad decision, plain and simple, just like a seat belt law. When is government interference too much? When they dictate every aspect of what you can and can not put in your body/do to your own body.

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5. The Superb Performance of the following people in relation to their service to the United States: George W Bush, John Ashcroft; SCOTUS Justices Scalia, Rhenquist, and Thomas, Donald Rumsfeld, Richard Cheney, and their collective staffs.
... Weren't they the ones that literally allowed 9/11 to happen? As for G.W. ... I like him, he makes me laugh everytime he speaks.

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8. The fact that Christ was the son of God who died for all of our sins allowing salvation only to those who accept him into their hearts as their personal savior.
... Yeah, and Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny, leprechauns, and the tooth fairy are all waiting to tie themselves to a missile in order to launch into space with David Hasselhoff to become the Gods of religions that will coordinate with their respective assumed colors. ie Santa Clause being red, white and green etc etc.

#12 Jun 01 2004 at 8:31 AM Rating: Decent
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If I had time I'd dig through your other posts and put them here, so you can argue with yourself... THAT, would be great.
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