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Ahh, why do people put me in charge of math stuffs? School trip went from way under budget to way over budget, apparently, because people don't give me the right numbers to put into math stuffs. And somehow it all falls back on me, because I was in charge of it...

Stupid responsibility. I never asked for this!

Oxfords are fairly formal, more so than open laced shoes so they're less likely to go with jeans. Black is more formal than brown which in turn is more formal than other colours/gets less formal the lighter it gets and more broguing = less formal so something like the ones I linked above will work with jeans but a pair like this really won't despite both being oxfords.

All that said, I'm not a fan of the black/blue combination to start with and brown/blue is almost always more pleasing to the eye. Black just doesn't work that well with many colours or situations.

Russia didn't consider beer an alcoholic drink until a few years ago, their standards aren't like the rest of the world.

Finland is surprisingly low by the way, Finnish people are known for drinking heavily.

Wine fridges are more practical and cheaper than cellars anyway, although they are of no use for hiding bodies.

It's so cute that your wife lets you and your daughter vote.

It's important to let them think their opinion counts.

There's a fly in the office. I duct taped a laser sight to a fly swatter.

Murka.

I have the exact same certifications and training as them, but I have a Tactical Fly Swatter.

The secret to my success is to let my inner child out once in a while.

Just not too long, because the little bastard would take hairspray and a lighter to the fly.

Yeah, but let's remember that he has access to military grade equipment.

He SAYS hairspray and lighter... but we both know he means flamethrower. I mean, the government SAYS they don't use them anymore, but I'd be shocked if lolgaxe didn't know where to get one within half an hour.

In 1998 1961* the US military used flamethrowers in Washington DC to clear snow. I wouldn't be surprised if there are a few in the hands of the FDNY. I mean, not for snow, we actually now how to deal with snow, but controlled fire to combat wildfire in the forested areas upstate or something.

... I do kind of wonder if I could get training on them, though. I'm gonna have to ask on Tuesday.

* It happened in 1961, the book that wrote about it was in 1998.

Edited, Aug 29th 2014 3:48pm by lolgaxe

I've heard stupider.

But how would that even work, assuming it's not limited to people with dual citizenship?