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#6452 Jul 28 2014 at 5:14 PM Rating: Good
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I don't mind the sun. I mind sweating 24/7 because of the heat, though. The sun's been down for almost three hours, I'm wearing nothing but shorts, I'm sitting down, and I'm still sweating like a nun in a cucumber field. The second I lie down in bed, every part of the bedding touching my skin is instantly soaked in sweat. It's not cool... literally and figuratively speaking.
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#6453 Jul 28 2014 at 5:44 PM Rating: Good
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drink more?
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#6454 Jul 28 2014 at 5:47 PM Rating: Good
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Drinking more doesn't stop you from having to swim out of bed if it gets too hot.
#6455 Jul 28 2014 at 6:04 PM Rating: Excellent
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i like the warm sun on my skin

it feels great
My skin still hasn't recovered from the last time I was on your island. Smiley: lol

Seriously I'm spotted now, WTF is up with that? Smiley: glare

Edited, Jul 28th 2014 5:06pm by someproteinguy
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#6456 Jul 28 2014 at 6:24 PM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Drinking more doesn't stop you from having to swim out of bed if it gets too hot.


it can make you not realize that you are swimming
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Drinking at home. But I could probably stand to get laid.
#6457 Jul 28 2014 at 7:17 PM Rating: Good
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And drown in a pool of your own sweat? I can't inagine a worse way to die.
#6458 Jul 28 2014 at 7:28 PM Rating: Good
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i highly doubt you'd sweat enough to drown

unless it was really hot and you were sleeping face down in a tub with the stopper in it

otherwise the mattress would absorb enough to prevent a sleep related sweat drowning death
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#6459 Jul 29 2014 at 9:39 AM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
And drown in a pool of your own sweat? I can't inagine a worse way to die.
You'd never make it as a supervillain. Smiley: oyvey
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#6460 Jul 29 2014 at 9:49 AM Rating: Good
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No I don't think I'd be a good politician either.
#6461 Jul 29 2014 at 9:54 AM Rating: Good
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I can think of a few things, but since this forum is now PG-13 for whatever reason, I'll refrain from sharing those thoughts.

Let's just say it involves jumper cables, butter, and... oh, wait, you said worse, right?
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#6462 Jul 29 2014 at 9:56 AM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
No I don't think I'd be a good politician either.


Wait, so your soul didn't turn into a shriveled black lump of coal while playing MMOs? Or is this about the public speaking thing?

Edited, Jul 29th 2014 9:05am by someproteinguy
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#6463 Jul 29 2014 at 9:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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Mazra wrote:
Let's just say it involves jumper cables, butter, and... oh, wait, you said worse, right?
I've never been one to squelch creativity or anything.

Please, continue.

Smiley: popcorn
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#6464 Jul 29 2014 at 10:45 AM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
Mazra wrote:
Let's just say it involves jumper cables, butter, and... oh, wait, you said worse, right?
I've never been one to squelch creativity or anything.

Please, continue.

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Looking to spice up the bedroom eh?
#6465 Jul 29 2014 at 10:51 AM Rating: Excellent
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It never hurt to have a few new ideas.
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#6466 Jul 29 2014 at 10:57 AM Rating: Good
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And this is where the discussion really gets on Google's nerves.
#6467 Jul 29 2014 at 11:38 AM Rating: Excellent
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On the flip side it's fun staying one step ahead of them. Smiley: grin
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#6468 Jul 29 2014 at 11:54 AM Rating: Good
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I'd make a great politician. I'm all about me.
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#6469 Jul 29 2014 at 2:09 PM Rating: Good
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You already went wrong there, you need to always say you're all about everybody else even if you know nobody believes a word you're saying.
#6470 Jul 29 2014 at 2:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm all about giving Aethien more beer. Elect Me Aethien
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#6471 Jul 29 2014 at 2:22 PM Rating: Good
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XSARUS FOR PRESIDENT!





It better be good beer.
#6472 Jul 29 2014 at 2:27 PM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
You already went wrong there, you need to always say you're all about everybody else even if you know nobody believes a word you're saying.
That's for my script writers and handlers to worry about.
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#6473 Jul 29 2014 at 2:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
XSARUS FOR PRESIDENT!





It better be good beer.

It's ******* awesome.
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#6474 Jul 29 2014 at 3:22 PM Rating: Good
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why dont i get beer?

this is why people dont vote
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#6475 Jul 29 2014 at 3:28 PM Rating: Good
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Edited, Jul 29th 2014 11:35pm by Aethien
#6476 Jul 29 2014 at 3:44 PM Rating: Good
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i pee a better beer than bud light

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