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#6127 Jun 25 2014 at 10:19 AM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Italians are great at making food and beer,
Just remember, the Greeks invented sex for pleasure and orgies, and several hundred years later the Italians let the women in.
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#6128 Jun 25 2014 at 10:33 PM Rating: Good
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Mazra wrote:
All products sold for consumption have expiration dates here. Even salt...

Edited, Jun 25th 2014 3:21pm by Mazra


even the honey?
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#6129 Jun 26 2014 at 4:02 AM Rating: Good
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Apparently there are tornadoes or whatever their water variant is called near the islands north of the Netherlands, didn't know we could get those.
#6130 Jun 26 2014 at 4:35 AM Rating: Good
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you had a sharknado????????
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#6131 Jun 26 2014 at 5:26 AM Rating: Good
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No sharks spotted yet although there are some tiny ones around there.
#6132 Jun 26 2014 at 8:35 AM Rating: Good
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You should carry a chainsaw just in case.
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#6133 Jun 26 2014 at 9:26 AM Rating: Excellent
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And some explosives, to stop the tornadoes themselves.
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#6134 Jun 26 2014 at 9:47 AM Rating: Good
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It was only in the north/north east of the country and up in Friesland and Groningen there's pretty much nothing anyone cares about if it gets eaten by a shark.
#6135 Jun 26 2014 at 11:13 AM Rating: Excellent
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This is some pretty fantastic editing:

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#6136 Jun 26 2014 at 12:35 PM Rating: Good
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Maybe the only part of Jimmy Fallon's show that's amusing.

Still can't stand Jimmy, though.
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#6137 Jun 26 2014 at 4:29 PM Rating: Good
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So it's my sister's birthday and her boyfriend got her an engagement ring. Not all too surprising given that they bought a house together a year ago but I'm happy for her nonetheless.





Also means I need to get a wedding appropriate suit before next year.
#6138 Jun 26 2014 at 10:06 PM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
No sharks spotted yet although there are some tiny ones around there.


i actually caught two hammerhead pups today as a random side note
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#6139 Jun 27 2014 at 7:44 AM Rating: Good
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Horsemouth wrote:
i actually caught two hammerhead pups
Hammerhead Pups? Like ... shark dogs?
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#6140 Jun 27 2014 at 7:20 PM Rating: Good
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baby hammerhead sharks

like about a foot long
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#6141 Jun 27 2014 at 7:37 PM Rating: Good
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What do they taste like?
#6142 Jun 27 2014 at 11:49 PM Rating: Good
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no idea

never eaten one
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#6143 Jun 28 2014 at 1:03 AM Rating: Good
I'm confused. You caught hammerhead shark pups... and didn't eat them? Is that even allowed?
#6144 Jun 28 2014 at 1:19 PM Rating: Good
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Missed opportunity for sure.
#6145 Jun 28 2014 at 2:10 PM Rating: Good
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IDrownFish of the Seven Seas wrote:
I'm confused. You caught hammerhead shark pups... and didn't eat them? Is that even allowed?


is the normal thing to do, no one eats them that i have heard of
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#6146 Jun 29 2014 at 12:34 AM Rating: Good
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apparently i am terrible at super mario brothers cause i remember it being harder...

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#6147 Jun 29 2014 at 5:19 PM Rating: Good
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My brother just got engaged.

That means that, not only am I the only single one of my siblings, I'm soon to be the only unmarried one. Man, I really wish gay marriage was coming along slower, then I'd have a solid excuse...
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#6148 Jun 29 2014 at 9:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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Lots of cursing.
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Edited, Jun 29th 2014 10:15pm by Xsarus
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#6149 Jun 29 2014 at 9:43 PM Rating: Good
So if any of y'all are ever in Austin, I've got a recommendation for you.

Lick Ice Cream. Their flavors are awesome, the people there are awesome, and take a date there and split awesome ice cream with them and score points. I just had the Honeyed Peaches with Rosemary and the Goat Cheese, Thyme, and Honey.
#6150 Jun 30 2014 at 1:01 AM Rating: Good
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I don't think I'll be within a thousand miles of Austin anytime soon. Texas isn't really on top of my list of places to go in the US, mostly because it's so far away from everything else.
#6151 Jun 30 2014 at 1:19 AM Rating: Good
I understand that, every state bordering Texas would be better off not existing.
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