******* online clothing shops.
"Your order has been delayed."
"Your order was delayed because we sent it to the wrong ******* part of the country."
"The order is on its way back here now."
"By the way, we can't send it to the right address once it gets here, because **** it."
"Oh, and now the item you ordered is sold out."
Dammit, now I have to go out and interact with other human beings to get my shirt.
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