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#5927 Jun 04 2014 at 4:57 PM Rating: Good
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Mazra wrote:
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Statistics: the art of using data to prove whatever you want to prove.


I should stop doing math when I'm drinking.

I should also stop grading my students' math assignments when I'm drinking.

Edited, Jun 5th 2014 12:49am by Mazra


to be fair they were probably drinking while they did the homework
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#5928 Jun 04 2014 at 5:02 PM Rating: Good
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A beer for every test with a passing grade?
#5929 Jun 04 2014 at 5:11 PM Rating: Good
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and three for a failing grade
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#5930 Jun 04 2014 at 5:22 PM Rating: Good
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That wouldn't be fun for the kids, at the end every test is a fail. The other way around is much happier.
#5931 Jun 04 2014 at 5:33 PM Rating: Good
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in unrelated news the following events have occurred

TUESDAY
roommate left saturday without telling me, suspected as much monday, confirmed by looking in the room on tuesday
panicked cause no have enough money for rent and no one to move in right away
also cant afford to pay rent on my own

WEDNESDAY
got new job
bringing over powered iMac from current job home
start working from home
started turning the room i normally rent into an office and stopped worrying about money
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#5932 Jun 04 2014 at 5:38 PM Rating: Good
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I'm guessing the new job pays better?

Also roommates suck balls.
#5933 Jun 04 2014 at 5:40 PM Rating: Good
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pays significantly better
like i will start being able to save money, pay off student loans and go on proper vacations better
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#5934 Jun 04 2014 at 5:51 PM Rating: Good
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What are we talking about?
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#5935 Jun 04 2014 at 5:53 PM Rating: Good
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drinking

butts
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#5936 Jun 05 2014 at 4:21 AM Rating: Good
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DAT ***!
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#5937 Jun 05 2014 at 7:30 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
You should show the math on how you got to the Godfather.
My math sucks.
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#5938 Jun 05 2014 at 10:55 AM Rating: Excellent
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Aside, I'm learning imgur a little better, so I put together some of my favorite Winnie the Pooh strips. These are all unedited, I swear. No joke, no sham.
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#5939 Jun 05 2014 at 11:04 AM Rating: Excellent
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#5940 Jun 05 2014 at 11:14 AM Rating: Good
Wow, Pooh's a ****.
#5941 Jun 05 2014 at 11:27 AM Rating: Good
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Smiley: laugh
#5942 Jun 05 2014 at 12:25 PM Rating: Good
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Jesus Christ, what the hell is wrong with East-European people, man? They talk forever and ever. Had to cut the guy short and tell him to **** off, because my steak was getting cold. Spent 2 hours listening to a guy telling me about how he ****** up a relationship. Dude, seriously, do not care!

God dammit!
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#5943 Jun 05 2014 at 12:28 PM Rating: Good
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Mazra wrote:
Jesus Christ, what the hell is wrong with East-European people, man?
The same as people everywhere else?
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#5944 Jun 05 2014 at 1:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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Mazra wrote:
Spent 2 hours listening to a guy telling me about how he @#%^ed up a relationship. Dude, seriously, do not care!
Did you get her number? Because if he really was the one that screwed it up there's potential there. Besides, it would take some of the sting out of the whole having to listen to him thing.
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#5945 Jun 05 2014 at 1:41 PM Rating: Good
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She's living on my floor, but she's not my type. Vegetarian and has a sh*tty taste in men.

Edited, Jun 5th 2014 9:41pm by Mazra
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#5946 Jun 05 2014 at 1:46 PM Rating: Good
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****** taste in food, too.

0/10 Would not bang.
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#5947 Jun 05 2014 at 1:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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I don't get vegetarians, animal flesh is delicious. I'm all for treating animals well but that's no reason not to eat them.
#5948 Jun 05 2014 at 4:08 PM Rating: Good
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All right, guys, time for some music from the Danish hippie period.



She's got some pipes that one. Saw her live a few years back, and she's still got it.

Edited, Jun 6th 2014 12:15am by Mazra
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#5949 Jun 06 2014 at 3:55 AM Rating: Good
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IDrownFish of the Seven Seas wrote:
Wow, Pooh's a ****.


pooh taught us tao

he is ok
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#5950 Jun 06 2014 at 7:39 AM Rating: Good
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Mazra wrote:
All right, guys, time for some music from the Danish hippie period.
Wednesday?
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#5951 Jun 06 2014 at 8:22 AM Rating: Good
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Well, the period is still going strong in certain parts of the country.
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