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#5702 May 20 2014 at 6:44 AM Rating: Good
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Your smiley says no, but your avatar says yes.
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#5703 May 20 2014 at 6:52 AM Rating: Good
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You're a horrible person Maz...
#5704 May 20 2014 at 7:25 AM Rating: Good
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#5705 May 20 2014 at 8:00 AM Rating: Excellent
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Mazra wrote:
Your smiley says no, but your avatar says yes.

Smiley: disappointed
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#5706 May 20 2014 at 8:01 AM Rating: Good
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Smiley: rolleyes
#5707 May 20 2014 at 11:38 AM Rating: Good
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Actually, thinking is nothing more than firing of neurons in the brain, which is accomplished with chemical reactions, and those reactions can cause heat since they are exothermic reactions, and as we all know heat causes objects to expand, which means the brain expands against the cranial vault, and therefore thinking can cause headaches . . .

Science.

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#5708 May 20 2014 at 11:40 AM Rating: Good
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Let me lay some practical science all up in your grills. It's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, and making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
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#5709 May 20 2014 at 12:22 PM Rating: Good
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Edit: for @#%^s sake... stupid sh*t filter...

Edited, May 20th 2014 8:23pm by Aethien

Edited, May 21st 2014 8:25am by Xsarus
#5710 May 20 2014 at 1:03 PM Rating: Good
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Let me lay some practical science all up in your grills. It's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, and making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.


I can confirm that this is scientifically correct.

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#5711 May 20 2014 at 2:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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Mazra wrote:
Your smiley says no, but your avatar says yes.
My avatar is exploding.

Just sayin. Smiley: cool

Also, alcohol is for silencing any brain cells that survived work so you can fall into a mindless stupor.

Edited, May 20th 2014 1:00pm by someproteinguy
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#5712 May 20 2014 at 4:27 PM Rating: Good
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It's a rather weak explosion though, not that impressive. Maybe you should use this as your avatar.
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lolgaxe wrote:
Let me lay some practical science all up in your grills. It's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, and making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.


sounds legit to me
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#5714 May 21 2014 at 7:26 AM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
It's a rather weak explosion though, not that impressive. Maybe you should use this as your avatar.

I second this
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#5715 May 21 2014 at 8:03 AM Rating: Good
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
It's a rather weak explosion though, not that impressive. Maybe you should use this as your avatar.

I second this


Due to your avatar, I cannot help but think you're being sarcastic.
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#5716 May 21 2014 at 8:05 AM Rating: Good
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He can't win.
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#5717 May 21 2014 at 9:30 AM Rating: Excellent
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Should string the two of them together into a single gif. Nothing like mixed messages to cover all your bases. Smiley: nod
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#5718 May 21 2014 at 9:33 AM Rating: Good
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He deserves the agony for messing with my karma.
#5719 May 21 2014 at 9:42 AM Rating: Excellent
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It couldn't have been too bad, you're still green after all. Smiley: wink

I will need to upgrade my explosion at some point though. Variety and a spicy life or something.

Edited, May 21st 2014 8:43am by someproteinguy
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#5720 May 21 2014 at 9:49 AM Rating: Excellent
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I was curious so I checked. Since 2007, I've rated Aethien 189 times, 29 rate downs, the rest up.
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#5721 May 21 2014 at 9:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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So in other words he should be thanking you for your generosity. Smiley: nod
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#5722 May 21 2014 at 10:19 AM Rating: Excellent
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He hasn't rated me up in ages. Smiley: madSmiley: madSmiley: mad
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#5723 May 21 2014 at 10:25 AM Rating: Excellent
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The pains of being an admin. Smiley: frown

It's like getting being guaranteed to get straight A-'s no matter your effort.
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#5724 May 21 2014 at 10:54 AM Rating: Good
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I try to rate him up. Every time he makes a post about food.

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#5725 May 21 2014 at 10:55 AM Rating: Good
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He hasn't rated me up in ages. Smiley: madSmiley: madSmiley: mad
I must be tired because that t looked an awful lot like a p the first read-through.

Also the word lot looked an awful lot like like.

Edited, May 21st 2014 12:56pm by lolgaxe
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#5726 May 21 2014 at 11:14 AM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
So in other words he should be thanking you for your generosity. Smiley: nod
Those 29 ratedowns were probably all right when I was hovering between scholar and sage though. Smiley: motz
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