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IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
Lazy *******, must be one of them liberals.
Sir Xsarus wrote:
We're moving from tickets, monthly pass cards or cash to a card system where you charge your card and then just swipe in on the bus. I think there will probably be options to pay as you go, or get unlimited rides, but we don't have details yet.
thats what they use in boston.
ive actually had the same charlie card for a bunch of years now despite only visiting every other year or so. the fact that it always has some left over cash on it makes it super convenient.
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idiggory wrote:
Drinking at home. But I could probably stand to get laid.
Slow delivery services are slow. 
Wait, Theo's getting married. Well congratulations Theo!
That reminds me of a joke. A blonde is out hiking when she comes to a river and sees another blonde on the other side jumping up and down waving her arms. The first blonde yells, "What's wrong?" and the second blonde yells back, "how do I get to the other side?" The first blonde shakes her head and rolls her eyes, and then yells, "You're already on the other side!"
So, is your fiance a blonde Theo?
That reminds me of a joke. A blonde is out hiking when she comes to a river and sees another blonde on the other side jumping up and down waving her arms. The first blonde yells, "What's wrong?" and the second blonde yells back, "how do I get to the other side?" The first blonde shakes her head and rolls her eyes, and then yells, "You're already on the other side!"
So, is your fiance a blonde Theo?
"the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."
Hermann Goering, April 1946.
Hermann Goering, April 1946.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Miracles do happen, apparently. 
But seriously, gratznstuff. When are you getting married?
But seriously, gratznstuff. When are you getting married?
You're not kidding. Literally the day I met her, I was telling my best friend as I was leaving LA to come back to Seattle that it would never happen; I'd be his son's weird single uncle ("dad, why isn't Uncle Theo married?" "Well son, he's kind of an *******...").
It's kind of up in the air. We're both not even settled into out careers and I'm basically living at her place (she has a sick apartment in Redmond, which is only like a 10 minute drive to where I work), so probably next summer or the summer after.
someproteinguy wrote:
Overlord Theophany wrote:
True. We're going to get married locally (Seattle-ish) unless one of us randomly wins the lottery.
Overlord Theophany wrote:
She actually likes me, as weird as that sounds.
Yeah, we're not too worried about it, because her family is loaded and mine is fairly well off as well. Her parents are so ecstatic that she "finally" found a guy she wants to spend her life with that they're pulling out all the stops; same with my parents.
Guess that's what happens when you propose when you're 29.
And to your "put a ring on it": I have since two months into dating her. Got her a nice CZ as a joke and because she hates when guys hit on her (she's a ridiculously cute blonde; 5'2" on a good day with grey/blue eyes), and she didn't take it off until I proposed.
cynyck wrote:
Wait, Theo's getting married. Well congratulations Theo!
That reminds me of a joke. A blonde is out hiking when she comes to a river and sees another blonde on the other side jumping up and down waving her arms. The first blonde yells, "What's wrong?" and the second blonde yells back, "how do I get to the other side?" The first blonde shakes her head and rolls her eyes, and then yells, "You're already on the other side!"
So, is your fiance a blonde Theo?
That reminds me of a joke. A blonde is out hiking when she comes to a river and sees another blonde on the other side jumping up and down waving her arms. The first blonde yells, "What's wrong?" and the second blonde yells back, "how do I get to the other side?" The first blonde shakes her head and rolls her eyes, and then yells, "You're already on the other side!"
So, is your fiance a blonde Theo?
See what I typed above. Goddammit.
Overlord Theophany wrote:
she's a ridiculously cute blonde; 5'2" on a good day with grey/blue eyes
attaboy, tiger.
"the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."
Hermann Goering, April 1946.
Hermann Goering, April 1946.
Overlord Theophany wrote:
Yeah, we're not too worried about it, because her family is loaded and mine is fairly well off as well. Her parents are so ecstatic that she "finally" found a guy she wants to spend her life with that they're pulling out all the stops; same with my parents.
Guess that's what happens when you propose when you're 29.
Guess that's what happens when you propose when you're 29.
We ended up paying for our wedding ourselves.
Overlord Theophany wrote:
And to your "put a ring on it": I have since two months into dating her. Got her a nice CZ as a joke and because she hates when guys hit on her (she's a ridiculously cute blonde; 5'2" on a good day with grey/blue eyes), and she didn't take it off until I proposed.
Kids these days... 
Tis awesome stuff, congrats again.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Pff, 29 is still plenty young to get kids, get divorced, fight over the kids and spend the rest of your life paying alimony and hating your ex.
I'm counting on it!
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
Gotta give your alcoholism validity one way or another, right?
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Pff, 29 is still plenty young to get kids, get divorced, fight over the kids and spend the rest of your life paying alimony and hating your ex.
Nah, not gonna happen. I knew from the first day I met her that I was going to marry her.
Overlord Theophany wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Pff, 29 is still plenty young to get kids, get divorced, fight over the kids and spend the rest of your life paying alimony and hating your ex.
Nah, not gonna happen. I knew from the first day I met her that I was going to marry her.
be careful, blondes are shifty and not to be trusted.
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idiggory wrote:
Drinking at home. But I could probably stand to get laid.
Horsemouth wrote:
Overlord Theophany wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Pff, 29 is still plenty young to get kids, get divorced, fight over the kids and spend the rest of your life paying alimony and hating your ex.
Nah, not gonna happen. I knew from the first day I met her that I was going to marry her.
be careful, blondes are shifty and not to be trusted.
Very true. Aeth is blonde, isn't he?
Jup, all true.
And marrying is sort of a requirement for getting divorced later.
And marrying is sort of a requirement for getting divorced later.
Marriage is like Brewster's Millions for guys. You end up with just the clothes on your back.
And it's like ten times better than being single. But you still lose your ****.
And it's like ten times better than being single. But you still lose your ****.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Maz, you should get Amager Bryghus' beers, thet make delicious IPA's and pale ales. Seriously delicious.
Also starkøl means strong beer, right? So why is it on the label of a 6% ABV beer?
I'm going drinking next weekend, so I'm hoping coffee porter is still being served. Biggest problem with limited release booze. 
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
From which brewery? There are about a billion different coffee stouts/porters by now.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Also starkøl means strong beer, right? So why is it on the label of a 6% ABV beer?
Starköl is apparently a Swedish label used for beers with 3.5% ABV or more. It has/had to do with taxes or something.
Not familiar with the label here, although we do refer to some beers as being "stærk øl" (lit. strong beer), but it's not really clear what is considered strong.
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
I checked again and it said starköl and not starkøl, so probably using the same label for the Swedish market then. Labeling any beer over 3.5% as "strong" seems kind of pointless though.
lolgaxe wrote:
Marriage is like Brewster's Millions for guys. You end up with just the clothes on your back.
And it's like ten times better than being single. But you still lose your sh*t.
And it's like ten times better than being single. But you still lose your sh*t.
I'm alright with that. Being single wasn't as much fun as being in this relationship.
Others I've been in? Worse than being single.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
From which brewery? There are about a billion different coffee stouts/porters by now.
I had the Elysian Split Shot recently. It was good.
God, being a science teacher is an excellent argument in almost any conversation.
Some of my students were arguing over what kept us on the ground. One was going on about laws of attraction while the other said it was magnetism, because magnetic rock exists in the ground. Yeah, well, I had to intervene, naturally.
Good thing my years of using sarcasm as comedic relief has given me the ability to bullsh*t ad lib without cracking up. Now I just need to remember to tell them the truth before the exams.
Edited, May 20th 2014 1:58pm by Mazra
Some of my students were arguing over what kept us on the ground. One was going on about laws of attraction while the other said it was magnetism, because magnetic rock exists in the ground. Yeah, well, I had to intervene, naturally.
Quote:
Me: You're right: gravity is caused by magnetism.
Student A: Hah, I knew it!
Student B: But how?
Me: The Earth's core consists of a strong magnetic material. As you know by the experiments we did last week, electricity creates a magnetic field, and electricity is just the movement of electrons, which are found in pretty much all atoms. Since we consist of a lot of atoms with a lot of electrons, and since the Earth's core is a very, very large magnet, the combined magnetic forces are enough to keep us glued to the ground.
Student B: But how come magnets don't stick to us then?
Me: The magnets we use here aren't strong enough to affect our bodies. It's the combined force of the Earth's magnetic field and our magnetic field that keeps us on the ground.
Student A: How come some things weigh more?
Me: The bigger the object, the more atoms it contains and thus the Earth's magnetic core pulls on it with more force. This is why larger objects weigh more. Oh, and fun fact: Your brains work through electro-chemical reactions, with electric discharge increasing as your brain's productivity rises. When the brain creates more electricity, the Earth pulls on it with more force. This is why trying to solve a difficult test can give you a headache.
Student B: ... *mindblown*
Student A: No way.
Me: Trust me... I'm a science teacher.
Student A: Hah, I knew it!
Student B: But how?
Me: The Earth's core consists of a strong magnetic material. As you know by the experiments we did last week, electricity creates a magnetic field, and electricity is just the movement of electrons, which are found in pretty much all atoms. Since we consist of a lot of atoms with a lot of electrons, and since the Earth's core is a very, very large magnet, the combined magnetic forces are enough to keep us glued to the ground.
Student B: But how come magnets don't stick to us then?
Me: The magnets we use here aren't strong enough to affect our bodies. It's the combined force of the Earth's magnetic field and our magnetic field that keeps us on the ground.
Student A: How come some things weigh more?
Me: The bigger the object, the more atoms it contains and thus the Earth's magnetic core pulls on it with more force. This is why larger objects weigh more. Oh, and fun fact: Your brains work through electro-chemical reactions, with electric discharge increasing as your brain's productivity rises. When the brain creates more electricity, the Earth pulls on it with more force. This is why trying to solve a difficult test can give you a headache.
Student B: ... *mindblown*
Student A: No way.
Me: Trust me... I'm a science teacher.
Good thing my years of using sarcasm as comedic relief has given me the ability to bullsh*t ad lib without cracking up. Now I just need to remember to tell them the truth before the exams.
Edited, May 20th 2014 1:58pm by Mazra
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