Thanks, cyn.
So, this was a day, and what a day it was. Started out awesome, until I opened my eyes and observed that it was far too bright compared to when I normally wake up. I looked at my phone to turn off the alarm and found that the noise that had woken me wasn't the alarm but two missed calls from my boss. Eyes flew to the clock, and I discovered that it was well into first period...
Cut to 40 minutes later... walk of shame to my boss' office. She just smiled and told me to hurry to the third period or I'd owe my students even more foam kisses (seriously, guys, what kind of a name is that?)
Cut to just before I went home. My boss comes up to me and asks me to join her in her office for a serious talk. My heart skipped a couple of beats. Once in her office, she started asking me about why I was late for work. I thought she was going to kick my *** to the curb, being a substitute teacher and all. Instead, she asked me if I was interested in a full-time job.
Ladies and gentlemen, my boss is ******* awesome. Also, the day is now in balance.