IDrownFish of the Seven Seas wrote:
For a certain definition of "alive," I guess.
The best definition!
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Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
i was gone for a bit
got a new computer in the mean time
i miss anything?
got a new computer in the mean time
i miss anything?
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idiggory wrote:
Drinking at home. But I could probably stand to get laid.
I dunno, probably not.
Waiting is the worst thing ever... 25 minutes till I get to go to the bus stop and start going to Scotland.
Bon journée! Are you going to visit someone or just see the sights?
Also, anti-climactic case of impulse purchase the other day:
After my shaver suffered from a brain aneurysm just as I finished shaving (holy crap, 3-day beard, so I'm glad it held out), I decided to set upon the local tech store to buy a new one. Got the shaver, but as I was heading to the checkout, I saw the cell phone display and decided to buy a new phone while I was out shopping, anyway. My old iPhone is having seizures and I expect an aneurysm any day now. Anyway, I'm looking at the various phones, with each new one making it more difficult to decide. I spent maybe 30 minutes looking through it all, asking the customer service guy for various information - all the jazz. I decide to buy the Galaxy S4 Mini, because those giant 5" tablet phones don't really interest me, and I don't need a damn quad-core processor in my phone (I use it for web browsing, ringing and texting). Anyway, I'm skipping up to the sales person, giddy with anticipation and the joy of burning wads of cash on a first-world luxury items. The sales person then tells me they only have it in white... WHITE! Like I want plastic white on my plastic machinery! I want it black - like my coffee and my soul!
Poor gal was all "B-b-but I can order one for you", but I was all "Not in the mood now... you killed my shopping *****". I took my shaver andthrew it on the ground left the store. Damn hippies and their white phones... they won't get me! I'd rather keep my broken iPhone that might explode in my pocket any time now due to wear and tear.
Don't be mad, people with white phones - I own one myself.
Also, anti-climactic case of impulse purchase the other day:
After my shaver suffered from a brain aneurysm just as I finished shaving (holy crap, 3-day beard, so I'm glad it held out), I decided to set upon the local tech store to buy a new one. Got the shaver, but as I was heading to the checkout, I saw the cell phone display and decided to buy a new phone while I was out shopping, anyway. My old iPhone is having seizures and I expect an aneurysm any day now. Anyway, I'm looking at the various phones, with each new one making it more difficult to decide. I spent maybe 30 minutes looking through it all, asking the customer service guy for various information - all the jazz. I decide to buy the Galaxy S4 Mini, because those giant 5" tablet phones don't really interest me, and I don't need a damn quad-core processor in my phone (I use it for web browsing, ringing and texting). Anyway, I'm skipping up to the sales person, giddy with anticipation and the joy of burning wads of cash on a first-world luxury items. The sales person then tells me they only have it in white... WHITE! Like I want plastic white on my plastic machinery! I want it black - like my coffee and my soul!
Poor gal was all "B-b-but I can order one for you", but I was all "Not in the mood now... you killed my shopping *****". I took my shaver and
Don't be mad, people with white phones - I own one myself.
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
I'm picturing you skipping, but with a battle axe and a chef's hat.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Horsemouth wrote:
i was gone for a bit
got a new computer in the mean time
i miss anything?
got a new computer in the mean time
i miss anything?
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Mazra wrote:
Poor gal was all "B-b-but I can order one for you", but I was all "Not in the mood now... you killed my shopping *****". I took my shaver and threw it on the ground left the store. Damn hippies and their white phones... they won't get me! I'd rather keep my broken iPhone that might explode in my pocket any time now due to wear and tear.
Anyway, Hello Kitty is the way to go.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
I'm guessing Aeth is visiting Kali? I THINK she's in Scotland... I dunno, keeping track of her is hard.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
someproteinguy wrote:
Anyway, Hello Kitty is the way to go.
You, good sir, have been a dad for too damn long.
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
lolgaxe wrote:
Mazra wrote:
Anyway, I'm skipping up to the sales person, giddy with anticipation and the joy of burning wads of cash on a first-world luxury items.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Mazra wrote:
The sales person then tells me they only have it in white... WHITE! Like I want plastic white on my plastic machinery! I want it black - like my coffee and my soul!
Otterbox it bud.
"the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."
Hermann Goering, April 1946.
Hermann Goering, April 1946.
someproteinguy wrote:
Horsemouth wrote:
i was gone for a bit
got a new computer in the mean time
i miss anything?
got a new computer in the mean time
i miss anything?
idiggory the Fussy wrote:
I'm guessing Aeth is visiting Kali? I THINK she's in Scotland... I dunno, keeping track of her is hard.
Also black phones > white phones.
Punch her for me. Ever since she stopped playing WoW, PUG healers have gone full ******.
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
Horsemouth wrote:
i was gone for a bit
got a new computer in the mean time
i miss anything?
got a new computer in the mean time
i miss anything?
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Mazra wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
Anyway, Hello Kitty is the way to go.
You, good sir, have been a dad for too damn long.
My cell phone makes me go 333 88 222 55 999 666 88, to send a text. It's a flip phone though, so it's hip.
Edited, Apr 29th 2014 10:26am by someproteinguy
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
I don't think I could ever do without a smartphone anymore. Google maps, apps to track my train and flight and internet anywhere, it's just too nice.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Also black phones > white phones.
What?
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Red ones are faster. It works for everything.
lolgaxe wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Also black phones > white phones.
What?
White phones can't jump!
White phones have a small... screen...
Okay, I'm going to stop. Unless you want me to go on?
Edited, Apr 29th 2014 10:24pm by Mazra
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
So Scotland so far: showers are high tech-ish, British coins are messed up and apparently they don't see the difference between the pope and bus drivers. Hearing Scottish accents everywhere is aweslme though, sounds great.
Edinburgh is pretty, if wet.
And old.
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
That too, which is nice. Old buildings are wonderful.
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