Or, isy's bored Sunday night thread.
Just transferred my Troll Hunter to Ursin, so the Armory isn't showing anything for her right now, but once it updates you'll be able to see how crappy her gear is. Mainly lowbie Outland stuff with Northrend AP gems stuffed into every open socket, with a fair scattering of greens. My only decent pieces are the starter Northrend gun and some mail boots out of Nexus.
Anyway, while Ursin is a PvP server, it's low population, so I hadn't run into much in the way of PvP until tonight, when this druid and I happened to cross paths near Kamagua. Much, much better gear quality, and a level higher with over a thousand more health and a much larger mana pool. I would have just ridden past, but he started following me, and well...
I won. 0.o
I killed him twice on my own when we were both at full health and mana, he killed me twice when I was already at half health.
By that point Jon had arrived on his 77 DK since we figured the Druid was pretty close to switching over to his main and we were curious to see what would show up. We were not disappointed... 80 DK, epic gryphon, looked like he was wearing a lot of Ulduar gear. He flew over the town a few times, spotted us, then dropped down.
Right onto the freezing trap I'd dropped earlier (as a joke since srsly no one is dumb/nearsighted enough to run over those, right?) and icecubified himself.
He killed us pretty easily regardless--my trapping him aggroed a town guard onto me, and Jon's DK didn't stand much of a chance anyway--but the last thing I saw before the ugly walrus-men finished me off was him standing still a couple yards away from my hubby's toon, tossing Death Coils at his antimagic shell.
We went AFK for a sandwich and he was still there when we got back twenty minutes later, flying all over the place waiting for us to rez so he could feel fulfilled.
/pity
TL;DR: isyris killed a better-geared druid in a fair fight even though she sucks at PvP, her opponent didn't seem to have a much better idea of what he was doing on his main either, and then there were sandwiches.