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#27 May 15 2009 at 2:48 PM Rating: Good
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If I were to come onto you Therion, I probably would have given you the math equation of: 6 + 9 = 69.

Seems too obvious for your subtle ways, Duchess.
#28 May 16 2009 at 5:59 PM Rating: Good
The question would be... would that be subtle, or am I just giving you a random math problem?
#29 May 18 2009 at 7:12 AM Rating: Decent
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No, the question is Who's going to blizcon?
#30 May 19 2009 at 7:43 AM Rating: Good
If it wasn't across the U.S., then I would have, but as I'm poor as a **** right now... so nope.
#31 May 19 2009 at 2:47 PM Rating: Decent
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You east coast or up by canada on west coast?
#32 May 20 2009 at 3:37 AM Rating: Good
East coast for me.
#33 May 20 2009 at 4:19 AM Rating: Decent
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Curses.
#34 May 20 2009 at 11:26 AM Rating: Good
Bigbrownbear wrote:
Yea, I'm sure you did...But I am only a sophomore in high school and have been published in multiple magazines and won several state/nation wide competitions specifically for my writing. English and the Language Arts are really the only things in which I excel at in school so please do not take this away from me because I choose not to spend time writing in perfect English when I am doing something concerning a video game.


I know you guys have moved on from this but I have to say this is ******* gold Smiley: laugh

But I have to know...how many people do you (this being a communal 'you') honestly know who live two completely separate lifestyles and the things they are "good at" don't bleed over whatsoever...is it that uncommon to be good at something because it comes to you naturally and thus permeates every aspect of your daily life?

I seem to get asked a lot if I just don't even want to look at a computer when I get home from my 8 hours 6 days a week of being a sysadmin, but I usually just assume that's the ignorant mass who seems to hate computers talking. Do MBAs like suddenly switch off their brains when they leave the office because they're tired of doing math?

I know this guy is just trolling now, this is mostly tangental...just got me thinking.
#35 May 24 2009 at 11:13 AM Rating: Good
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The pie is a lie. :(
#36 May 26 2009 at 9:05 AM Rating: Good
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Overlord Norellicus wrote:
Bigbrownbear wrote:

Yea, I'm sure you did...But I am only a sophomore in high school and have been published in multiple magazines and won several state/nation wide competitions specifically for my writing. English and the Language Arts are really the only things in which I excel at in school so please do not take this away from me because I choose not to spend time writing in perfect English when I am doing something concerning a video game.


I know you guys have moved on from this but I have to say this is @#%^ing gold Smiley: laugh

But I have to know...how many people do you (this being a communal 'you') honestly know who live two completely separate lifestyles and the things they are "good at" don't bleed over whatsoever...is it that uncommon to be good at something because it comes to you naturally and thus permeates every aspect of your daily life?

I seem to get asked a lot if I just don't even want to look at a computer when I get home from my 8 hours 6 days a week of being a sysadmin, but I usually just assume that's the ignorant mass who seems to hate computers talking. Do MBAs like suddenly switch off their brains when they leave the office because they're tired of doing math?

I know this guy is just trolling now, this is mostly tangental...just got me thinking.


I'm an accountant, when I come home from work the LAST thing I want to do is play with spreadsheets for WoW.

P.S.-some MBA's never switch on their brains. EVER. They're called managers.(Have you been to a business school? Have you seen management 'classes'? Their own effin' books tell them that they've just been ripped off.) A person with an MSA (Master of Science in Accounting) or CPA spend far more time and energy doing math than some shmuck with an MBA.

...does it show that I hated management major with their ultra-easy classes complaining about having to step foot into any accounting class that couldn't just be BS'ed through? Because, you know, I've totally gotten over that.
#37 May 26 2009 at 10:37 AM Rating: Decent
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I guess I'm going to have to ask you to step down from your pedistal there Mr. CPA. From my experience accountants have some sort of built in love for numbers, and I'm sure you'd agree. You say that Management majors complain about accounting classes, and have 'BSed' their way through their MBA's. Yes, I complained about accounting and finance classes because I fu**ing hated them. I don't give a sh*t about GAAP or FIFO/LIFO or FASB or any of that other horsesh*t.

There is a huge difference between GSA/CPA and a MBA. MBA's are trained to manage people and run companies. To make informed decisions that determine the direction of the firm, and to be held responsible for their outcomes. Now I understand your arguement is going to be 'well look at all these companies sh*tting the bed right now, it's the CEO's fault (who has an MBA over a CSA most likely)'. We can get to that arguement in a bit. It's also easy to cite the hundreds of accounting scandals of the past few decades (Andersen, anyone?).

Secondly, my main weapon is my brain. The CPA's? A 10-key. The life of the accountant directly out of college is less fun than date rape. You are the modern day slaves, working 14 hours a day, 6 days a week (more during year end audits), and you get to have the fun of a physical inventory come the turn of the new year. I understand what a CPA does, buddy. Sure, after 5 years of 80 hour weeks, getting in the face time, and climbing over piles of unscanned product in some dirty warehouse, you might make Jr. Partner. And yes, there's a ton of $ to be made, but not having a life for a decade isn't for me. To take a shot saying you can bullsh*it your way to an MBA is ignorant, no to mention incorrect. I'm assuming you hate market segmentation, product development, and consumer analysis reports as much as I hate deciphering detailed depreciation futures.

#38 May 26 2009 at 11:53 AM Rating: Good
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I guess I'm going to have to ask you to step down from your pedistal there Mr. CPA. From my experience accountants have some sort of built in love for numbers, and I'm sure you'd agree. You say that Management majors complain about accounting classes, and have 'BSed' their way through their MBA's. Yes, I complained about accounting and finance classes because I fu**ing hated them. I don't give a sh*t about GAAP or FIFO/LIFO or FASB or any of that other horsesh*t.

There is a huge difference between GSA/CPA and a MBA. MBA's are trained to manage people and run companies. To make informed decisions that determine the direction of the firm, and to be held responsible for their outcomes. Now I understand your arguement is going to be 'well look at all these companies sh*tting the bed right now, it's the CEO's fault (who has an MBA over a CSA most likely)'. We can get to that arguement in a bit. It's also easy to cite the hundreds of accounting scandals of the past few decades (Andersen, anyone?).

Secondly, my main weapon is my brain. The CPA's? A 10-key. The life of the accountant directly out of college is less fun than date rape. You are the modern day slaves, working 14 hours a day, 6 days a week (more during year end audits), and you get to have the fun of a physical inventory come the turn of the new year. I understand what a CPA does, buddy. Sure, after 5 years of 80 hour weeks, getting in the face time, and climbing over piles of unscanned product in some dirty warehouse, you might make Jr. Partner. And yes, there's a ton of $ to be made, but not having a life for a decade isn't for me. To take a shot saying you can bullsh*it your way to an MBA is ignorant, no to mention incorrect. I'm assuming you hate market segmentation, product development, and consumer analysis reports as much as I hate deciphering detailed depreciation futures.


1- Never said I was a CPA, just an accountant. On a side note, I also don't work at an a firm, I work in a small business as a staff accountant. I took this job so that I could learn more about business in general because I KNOW college didn't cover everything. I also plan on getting Ph.D. in accounting (Specifically in cost account, I find it fascinating. I'm also crazy)

2-I'll say it again, management classes are a joke. You're trying to apply a general theory to something that should be based on practice knowledge and experience. When the textbook itself tells you that the majority of management is learned from 'the school of hard knocks' (book's words, not mine.) Sending in an MBA to manage engineers makes as much sense as sending an engineer to manage MBA's.

3- Market segmentation, product development, and consumer analysis, are all important things, they just don't deserve the MBA pedestal they've been put on. You need to know where and how you are placed, but that isn't something limited to the MBA's. EVERYONE involved in decisions in what you make and how you make it should be valued, but the people who more directly involved in making it should have greater say than someone who just puts for "We should try to be a high-volume low cost seller!"

4-I agree with you about the 'fresh out of college join the firm' in general, I also know something you probably don't. A LOT of accounting students are a.) bad at accounting, they just want the money and/or b.) Over-achievers who over-dramatically state everything the just "HAVE' to do. They also tend to drink heavily. There's a reason why I have no plans of going that route.

5-As little as you like GAAP/FASB/IASB, if you want to succeed in managing any public company (or a private company that must submit to audits), knowing those things will save you stress. Accountants don't ask for that pile of taxi receipts because they like paper. Nor do they have pre-formed opinions on why certain things are a bad idea without good reason.


Now, for the accounting scandals, do you know WHY Arther Anderson no longer exists? It's because the perception of wrong-doing (which, I'm not going to say is faulty) did them in. They were cleared of all charges against them, but they were dead before they were 'vindicated' (and I still believe that wasn't nessicarily right but..).

What happened with Enron (the weight that killed AA) was that AA was the auditor and a consultant. Even though the groups were separate, there was still (at the very LEAST) the perception of impropriety (Hence SOX). What Enron had going on involved a number of accounting tricks that, technically did not violate GAAP, it was fraud in any sense of the word. Major part of what they did was create other cooperation to buy bad assets with outside investors putting up a enough money for it to be classified as a separate entity, not needing to be consolidated. They attracted investors by guaranteeing assets with stock (See where this is going?). While Enron looked good on paper, they had extraordinary losses hidden by an exploitation of accounting rules.

Arther Anderson got dragged under because they kept saying everything was fine and dandy in the audit, despite the consulting group working to hide the mess.


My point was that having an MBA doesn't mean you do any real math or spreadsheets on a daily basis, an MSA/CPA are much more likely to do so. I also didn't mean to imply Master's Level classes were a joke, just the Management classes (particularly at at BBA level) are people sitting around feeding each other different variations of the same crap and calling it progress and learning. I still get annoyed at people who want a Management degree, but don't want to have to know how to do the hard stuff behind it. Accounting, as boring as it is, is just flat-out something you NEED to know when you want to start running a company. If you can't read your balance sheet and are at the mercy of an accountant, you are an open target for fraud. While I take personal offense as an accountant to anyone who uses accounting to commit fraud, it's done because you can take A+B=CAT if you have enough terms the other person head spin.

#39 May 26 2009 at 1:20 PM Rating: Decent
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I'm not going to get into a long discussion in this medium because a.) I'm at work, and b.) I largely agree with most of what you say. BUT - to your point that Management classes are a bunch of dummies 'feeding eachother the same crap' is moot. While it's impossible to train management students in a real time environment, the closest you can get is case studies. And that's exactly what upper level management classes are composed of in the majority, studying real life scenarios and dissecting them, finding out root causes (probably the damn accounting department) and coming up with possible alternate solutions. They don't put law students behind the bar during class do they?

The most valuable lesson I ever learned came from a pre-graduate 300 level management class. We spent the entire semester in teams that were chosen at random, and had to run a 'virtual' business. We competed against not only each other but every other class in the country using this program. Not only that, your grade was determined on how you placed against your peers. Come in last? You fail the class. It was a start-up company using the only wealth you have in college - your grades - as a form of currency. It proved that good business models fail in the wrong market, and poor models can flourish if the consumers don't do research. I still use examples from that class 10 years ago in business today.

ANYWAY. Said it wouldn't be long. You think MBA's are overrated and I think accountants sit in the basement mindlessly pounding their tenkeys. I have a feeling that we aren't the only ones.

Edited, May 26th 2009 5:23pm by ThomasMagnum
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