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#23602 Aug 18 2013 at 4:22 AM Rating: Good
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I googled it, google gave me this.
#23603 Aug 18 2013 at 10:31 AM Rating: Good
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That is one ugly fish.
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#23604 Aug 18 2013 at 10:40 AM Rating: Good
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It looks fast, the open mouth makes it look a bit odd but not ugly imo.
#23605 Aug 18 2013 at 10:46 AM Rating: Good
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It's not just the mouth, it has weird eyes...
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#23606 Aug 18 2013 at 11:39 AM Rating: Good
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For a fish? Doesn't look odd to me.
#23607 Aug 18 2013 at 12:41 PM Rating: Good
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PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
Androgyny is hot.


Androgynous women rarely are.
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#23608 Aug 18 2013 at 1:46 PM Rating: Good
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Mazra wrote:
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Androgyny is hot.


Androgynous women rarely are.
Depends on your preferences, to someone who likes androgyny they probably are hot.
#23609 Aug 18 2013 at 1:53 PM Rating: Good
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Well, I guess you're right.
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#23610 Aug 18 2013 at 2:11 PM Rating: Good
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
That is one ugly fish.


they put up a good fight, a fun fish to catch. not very good to eat, really bony, i usually throw them back.
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#23611 Aug 18 2013 at 3:07 PM Rating: Good
Yup, I'm almost positive Sugar (the unspayed kitten) is pregnant. I've been gone for two days for my grandmother's Celebration of Life, and I just felt her tummy and it's noticeably bigger. We probably have a month or so until she has the kittens, but I went ahead and prepared a nesting box for her anyways. Her mom was a tuxedo and we think her baby daddy is the tuxedo stray that roams the neighborhood, so there's a good chance they will all be tuxedo kitties. Which is really funny, because our other two cats are tuxedo kitties. Good thing we like that particular marking scheme. Smiley: lol
#23612 Aug 18 2013 at 10:10 PM Rating: Good
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I had to have a tooth pulled yesterday. My dentist decided to put a stitch in the gum even though "it's not really bleeding much." I handled the entire procedure without a problem. Right up until the part where he was tying off the stitch. For some reason the feeling of the string against my lip just gave me the willies. Big time.

He thought it was funny. In the sense that I had no problem with any other part of the process, or even about having the stitch put in. Just the feel of the string against my lip.

I definitely know what Horse's fish felt like. I wonder if fish get the willies, or if they call it something else.

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#23613 Aug 19 2013 at 9:10 AM Rating: Excellent
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I figure fishing to a fish is a lot like a near death experience. "There I was, minding my own business trying to get something to eat, when suddenly I was being pulled to this great light. When I got to the light, I couldn't breath but I could see all my loved ones and friends all around. Then I met this giant who told me 'It wasn't my time' and returned me to my home where I woke up with a scar."
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#23614 Aug 19 2013 at 11:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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I figure fishing to a fish is a lot like a near death experience. "There I was, minding my own business trying to get something to eat, when suddenly I was being pulled to this great light. When I got to the light, I couldn't breath but I could see all my loved ones and friends all around. Then I met this giant who told me 'It wasn't my time' and returned me to my home where I woke up with a scar."


either that or they get stabbed in the head but ya otherwise seems accurate.
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#23615 Aug 19 2013 at 2:15 PM Rating: Good
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Oh, hey, guys. Look at me being a serious person with a serious job.

It's psychologically stressful, but I've got short days and there's free coffee. I feel like someone punched me in the face with a brick, though.
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#23616 Aug 19 2013 at 3:09 PM Rating: Good
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i was planning on not working today as i took the day off

ended up going to one meeting for a bout an hour, have another one coming up. have to rebuild the test server and possibly write up some scripts for someone else.

day off turned into work from home. which means i only work for half the day and dont have to wear pants.
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#23617 Aug 19 2013 at 3:13 PM Rating: Good
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Mazra wrote:
Oh, hey, guys. Look at me being a serious person with a serious job.

It's psychologically stressful, but I've got short days and there's free coffee. I feel like someone punched me in the face with a brick, though.
HAHA UR OLD!




But seriously, how's the job satisfaction?
#23618 Aug 20 2013 at 6:45 AM Rating: Good
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It's pretty good, actually. The stress of starting a new place has settled, so now it's just dealing with a bunch of spoiled brats who like to harass the new guy.
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#23619 Aug 20 2013 at 7:41 AM Rating: Good
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What age kids are you teaching anyway?
#23620 Aug 20 2013 at 7:43 AM Rating: Good
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Cut a desk in half with an axe. That'll quiet them. Also works with shotguns using beanbag rounds.

Or ... so I've heard ...
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#23621 Aug 20 2013 at 7:58 AM Rating: Good
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lolgaxe wrote:
Cut a desk in half with an axe. That'll quiet them. Also works with shotguns using beanbag rounds.

Or ... so I've heard ...
Do you get to do that in boot camp?
#23622 Aug 20 2013 at 9:24 AM Rating: Excellent
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Just walk around with a big axe strapped to your back. I like that.
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#23623 Aug 20 2013 at 9:26 AM Rating: Good
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Weak. A true Viking would take Titan's Grip.
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#23624 Aug 20 2013 at 10:48 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Do you get to do that in boot camp?
That would have made things more fun, but no. We were having a class on riot control gear, and for whatever reason some mook loaded a round in the shotgun. A few minutes later, someone else accidentally dropped the weapon and it went off. No one was hit, but everyone was definitely more careful and quiet after that point.
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#23625 Aug 20 2013 at 10:55 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Do you get to do that in boot camp?
That would have made things more fun, but no. We were having a class on riot control gear, and for whatever reason some mook loaded a round in the shotgun. A few minutes later, someone else accidentally dropped the weapon and it went off. No one was hit, but everyone was definitely more careful and quiet after that point.


...

Suddenly the live-ammo drill in Starship Troopers seems a lot more intelligent.
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#23626 Aug 20 2013 at 11:12 AM Rating: Good
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Accidents are learning opportunities. Smiley: schooled Smiley: laugh

And you can learn a lot when you're holding a rifle over your head for half an hour.
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