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#16777 Jun 25 2012 at 12:43 AM Rating: Good
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Boobies!




Also, your hair is shorter than mine. Smiley: tongue


Edit because Theo squeezed in between mine and Pigtails' post:
It's not only guys who wear the big ben clocks around their wrists, my sister has a watch that's at least 50mm in diameter and a good 10-15mm thick and she's a really thin person, it just looks odd.

I quite like watches like this, just with a good looking strap and not a hideous fake leather one like that. Something well made and minimalistic. I really love the idea of the number/dial plate or whatever it's called because it's pushing to what the minimum of what a watch is and that fascinates me.

I've got fairly small wrists too so any watch larger than average is just going to look ridiculous on me.



Edit 2: Also, have you seen H. R. Giger's work with Swatches? He's done some really fascinating things with the watch shape, although I don't think any of his watch furniture ever got realized (sadly).

Edited, Jun 25th 2012 9:23am by Aethien
#16778 Jun 25 2012 at 2:01 AM Rating: Decent
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Oh god, a Movado knockoff. I guess if you really like that style that's cool, but even a buddy of mine that has 2-3 Movados doesn't wear them much anymore. They're kind of the border between actual watches and fashion crap.

I just don't understand how you'd tell time on those watches without any markings at all (there are no decent watches that feature blank faces). At that point, you might as well wear a bracelet for all the good it does you. I get that you like the design, but watches—even when they're a fashion piece—are meant to serve a function.

And yeah Aeth, I know what you mean, a few girls I work with wear bigger/bulkier watches than I do. But they're fashion watches (except the girl that wears a guy's ~45mm Vic) and fashion watches are basically crap.

EDIT: Nope, haven't seen any of his work. I tend to not pay attention to Swatch very much because I don't like a lot of their stuff. The only brand I really like that they own is Hamilton. The rest of their stuff is really bland and common-place (which is why I like IWC, JLC, A. Lange & Söhne, etc; they innovate and make really elegant stuff).

Edited, Jun 25th 2012 1:03am by Theophany
#16779 Jun 25 2012 at 2:23 AM Rating: Good
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You can tell the time on those, just not very exact. It's not like a watch serves much function when I always have my phone in my pocket or sit behind a PC so I can check the time just as quickly on those. I like those Movado's too, they're cool even if they're impractical. You'd probably need 4 markings for the watch to be practical, more isn't really needed I think.


Also, Giger's work with watches aren't really watches anymore, it's gothic art like the rest of his work but he worked with the basic shape of a swatch. He also made stools and chairs with the basic shape of a swatch.
#16780 Jun 25 2012 at 3:49 AM Rating: Good
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Movados are a brand, they use a cheaper ETA movement and charge a premium for the name.

ETA is the dominant Swiss watch house but at least some of the better purchasers of their product actually embellish the movement, and embellish ETA's top product as at that. Kind of like the difference between a basic stock engine and a race car that is using a stock engine.
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#16781 Jun 25 2012 at 4:01 AM Rating: Good
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Overlord Theophany wrote:
I just don't understand how you'd tell time on those watches without any markings at all (there are no decent watches that feature blank faces).


How do you find east on a map with no markings?

Solution: Up is default north on a map, which means east is right on the map.

My point is, you imagine where the markings are supposed to be and what they're supposed to read. Up is 12, right is 3, down is 6, left is 9. Now divide the space between each number into three. Each section represents an hour on the short "arm" (not sure what you call the pins that show the time) and five minutes on the long arm.

Granted, getting a precise reading is difficult, mostly because a lot of those watches don't display the seconds, but if you need to tell the exact time, you're better off with a phone connected to the internet so you can get the time from one of the atomic clocks around the world.
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#16782 Jun 25 2012 at 5:10 AM Rating: Good
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Someone who has played AC:Brotherhood, help!

So, after a long time of wondering whether or not to try AC, I finally decided to buy one of them, and I ended up with Brotherhood, as I thought the whole story of the series wouldn't matter to me so much.

However I was not aware that in this part of the series I would have to play in the 21st century with some *** called Desmond.
So the question is, is there alot of parts in this game where you have to play as Desmond?
#16783 Jun 25 2012 at 5:35 AM Rating: Good
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Not a lot compared to the time spent inside the Animus, but why the hell did you not start with the first game? You went out and bought the sequel to the sequel...

Assassin's Creed
Assassin's Creed 2
    Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
    Assassin's Creed: Revelations
Assassin's Creed 3

It's like playing one of the DLC campaigns in Dragon Age 2 before playing any of the other games.

You're Desmond. Altaïr (AC1) and Ezio (AC2) are your ancestors and the Animus can access their memories through your genes. That's when you enter the virtual world and "become" one of them. You're doing what they're doing in order to solve The Mystery™ in the 21st century.

No wonder you're confused as all hell. If I remember correctly, Brotherhood opens up directly where AC2 ended. It's not a separate story, it's the second part of the second game (concluded in the third part: Revelations).

Edit: For your own sake, wait with Brotherhood until you've played the previous two games. The story in Assassin's Creed is like Mass Effect feat. JJ Abrams. You won't know what the **** is going on by the end of it unless you know the entire story. It is mind-blowing.

Edited, Jun 25th 2012 1:37pm by Mazra
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#16784 Jun 25 2012 at 7:33 AM Rating: Good
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I know it was a dumb thing to do, but this was the only game from the AC-series available at the store at the time I went there today, and I couldn't wait the few days it would've taken for it to arrive had I ordered it online.

#16785 Jun 25 2012 at 7:35 AM Rating: Good
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Mazra wrote:
Solution: Up is default north on a map, which means east is right on the map.
Britain is considered the start of the Western world, and Japan is considered the Eastern, which really boggles my mind when Britain is east of me and Japan is west.
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#16786 Jun 25 2012 at 8:19 AM Rating: Good
What boggles my mind is that the Pacific Ocean is so ridiculously oversized because it's never really shown on maps.

Also, regarding watches, not really an option when I want the bangles on both my arms to match. Smiley: lol
#16787 Jun 25 2012 at 9:00 AM Rating: Good
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Kalivha wrote:
Also, regarding watches, not really an option when I want the bangles on both my arms to match. Smiley: lol


Wear a watch on both wrists. Solved.
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#16788 Jun 25 2012 at 9:01 AM Rating: Good
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Then you'll have more time on your hands.

Ah ah ah.
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#16789 Jun 25 2012 at 11:09 AM Rating: Good
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Why, Mr Gaxe, I do believe you just made a funny. [:tophat:] [:monocle:]

Damn it, why aren't my smiley requests being handled?

Edited, Jun 25th 2012 7:39pm by Mazra
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#16790 Jun 25 2012 at 12:26 PM Rating: Good
That was slightly amusing, but seriously, half the reason I wear bangles is so I have something to keep my hands busy without moving around my scarf all the time.

Now, if they make watches disguised as bangles... please tell me they do? Smiley: lol
#16791 Jun 25 2012 at 12:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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Quick google suggests they may just do that.

Who'da thunk it?
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#16792 Jun 25 2012 at 12:51 PM Rating: Good
We totally need tophat and monocle smileys. That would be so awesome.

Getting hit on by drunk friends that are married is awkward. But, reminding them that you're in an open relationship and that you've told them before, is amusing. Having this conversation in front of a lover who is still new to the poly thing, and admits to having jealousy issues, while getting groped by said drunk friend, is again awkward. Last night was interesting lol. S took it in stride well though. And he did a hilarious rendition of the heavy metal song Little Pig last night. I was cracking up.
#16793 Jun 25 2012 at 1:16 PM Rating: Good
Sounds like fun.

I had a date yesterday. The guy is okay, but there is no real excitement... his hands are the softest hands ever, though.

I prefer bangles like this, actually. Well, normally I wear 2 on each arm or so... 4 max, more is so over the top. And I was hoping someone would google it for me, anyway. Smiley: lol

Was totally thinking of getting turquoise/gold (not real) ones and found a watch in the right style on ebay, but it's silver and not gold coloured. Meh. Plus, it'd be shipped from the US...
#16794 Jun 25 2012 at 1:24 PM Rating: Good
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Mazra wrote:
Why, Mr Gaxe, I do believe you just made a funny.
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Edited, Jun 25th 2012 3:28pm by lolgaxe
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#16795 Jun 25 2012 at 3:15 PM Rating: Good
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I have been drinking with some Finnish chap who is an apprentice brewer at some Scottish brewery but who was for some reason drinking beer in an American beer bar in Amsterdam, it was fun.


Edit: Also THIS (Not really safe for work)

Edited, Jun 25th 2012 11:41pm by Aethien
#16796 Jun 25 2012 at 4:57 PM Rating: Good
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Shoot me now. And no, this isn't a parody.

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#16797 Jun 25 2012 at 9:38 PM Rating: Good
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lolgaxe wrote:
Mazra wrote:
Why, Mr Gaxe, I do believe you just made a funny.
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Edited, Jun 25th 2012 3:28pm by lolgaxe


Spot on chaps, spot on.
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#16798 Jun 25 2012 at 11:47 PM Rating: Good
Just watched The Fifth Element.

Oh my God.

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#16799 Jun 26 2012 at 6:10 AM Rating: Good
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I love that movie!

Multipass!
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#16800 Jun 26 2012 at 6:39 AM Rating: Good
So, I woke up at 4:30 today, missing a whole day of work when I'm supposed to be giving a presentation on Thursday. ****.
#16801 Jun 26 2012 at 6:55 AM Rating: Good
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Oops, how'd that happen Kali?
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