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someproteinguy wrote:

lolgaxe wrote:

someproteinguy wrote:

Make his mocha a decaf, don't tell him. Smiley: nod

Dude, she wants him to regret his initial decision and stay, not take a shotgun to a school and start picking off targets.

Arguably it could make him lethargic and suggestible... Smiley: bah

Triple shot instead of a single and watch him crawl around on the ceiling for an hour?

That would work, and he'd probably just think his heart exploding was feelings of love so win win.

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#16703 Jun 21 2012 at 1:25 PM Rating: Good

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PigtailsOfDoom wrote:

lol, I love you guys! Smiley: laugh

His Excellency Aethien wrote:

Or a strapon, that's an option too.

He did just mention to me that he wants to try ****... he didn't specify what end he wanted to be. Smiley: sly

Well, that's pretty much begging for it then.

#16704 Jun 21 2012 at 1:45 PM Rating: Good

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Lucky for him I don't have a strap on, lol.

I want to cut my hair, and I got the okay from my director, but I don't have $8, and my mom is mean and won't let me borrow it. Smiley: bah

#16705 Jun 21 2012 at 2:32 PM Rating: Good

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My house is shaking a little from the thunder happening right over my head.

It's pretty cool.

Edited, Jul 3rd 2012 2:06pm by Xsarus

#16706 Jun 21 2012 at 2:43 PM Rating: Good

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Yeah, that totally sounds pretty cool.

#16707 Jun 21 2012 at 3:21 PM Rating: Good

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I have always loved thunder and rain, especially if I'm trying to relax and fall asleep.

#16708 Jun 21 2012 at 3:33 PM Rating: Good

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smunks wrote:

I have always loved thunder and rain, especially if I'm trying to relax and fall asleep.

http://www.rainymood.com/

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#16709 REDACTED, Posted: Jun 21 2012 at 4:16 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) I have zero interest in you, shallow and easy.

#16710 Jun 21 2012 at 4:19 PM Rating: Excellent

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I'm sure Noc is heartbroken to hear that. Smiley: laugh

#16711 Jun 21 2012 at 5:39 PM Rating: Default

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PigtailsOfDoom wrote:

I'm sure Noc is heartbroken to hear that. Smiley: laugh

Just kidding, she could be my daughter.

#16712 Jun 21 2012 at 6:07 PM Rating: Good

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Riiiiight.

#16713 Jun 21 2012 at 11:32 PM Rating: Good

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Way too much creepy stalker to be remotely funny.

edit: Also, the more I read on r/lgbt the more they start to **** me off with their whiny persecution complex. Seriously, whining about how reddit is so damn transphobic because of a couple of trolls...

Edited, Jun 22nd 2012 8:23am by Aethien

#16714 Jun 22 2012 at 1:29 AM Rating: Good

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Y'know what I think is funny? The other girl that my new guy is now FWB with as well, told him that for now, all she wants to do is cuddle and kiss. That's not FWB, that's like friends with a slight perk. And a few days back I was trying to convince him to apply at the store I'm working at, because they're hiring a lot of people right now. He told her about it, and she apparently said that if we both worked there, she'd be jealous. Whether she meant that as a joke or not, I have no idea, but I'm not putting up with that kind of ****. That's just retarded. People are weird.

#16715 Jun 22 2012 at 1:41 AM Rating: Good

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Friend zone alert!

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#16716 Jun 22 2012 at 2:40 AM Rating: Good

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Mazra wrote:

http://www.rainymood.com/

#16717 Jun 22 2012 at 6:37 AM Rating: Good

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PigtailsOfDoom wrote:

I'm sure Noc is heartbroken to hear that. Smiley: laugh

It's true... I really am heartbroken...

Smiley: lol

#16718 Jun 22 2012 at 8:27 AM Rating: Excellent

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How to know it's going to be a good day:

Thank you Kao for giving back the picture. Smiley: inlove

Edited, Jun 22nd 2012 1:11pm by lolgaxe

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#16719 Jun 22 2012 at 10:51 AM Rating: Good

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PigtailsOfDoom wrote:

That's just retarded. People are ~~weird~~ moronic pieces of ****.

Fixed.

Yeah, I had a bad day at work. Smiley: glare

I had to change my pretty good and professional looking cover to something that looks like someone shat all over word. It's seriously that bad.
Luckily I got to photograph (and eat) fancy ice coupes for a restaurant this afternoon, that saved my day.

#16720 Jun 22 2012 at 11:08 AM Rating: Good

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Pictures, Aeth. Of ****** covers and all.

By the way, is this a part-time gig or did you graduate from photo school (or whatever it was) without me noticing?

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#16721 Jun 22 2012 at 11:15 AM Rating: Good

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His Excellency Aethien wrote:

PigtailsOfDoom wrote:

That's just retarded. People are ~~weird~~ moronic pieces of sh*t.

Fixed.

Yeah, I had a bad day at work. Smiley: glare

I had to change my pretty good and professional looking cover to something that looks like someone shat all over word. It's seriously that bad.
Luckily I got to photograph (and eat) fancy ice coupes for a restaurant this afternoon, that saved my day.

At least you don't get a person who comes in once a month and explains to you how your job is to murder small children.

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#16722 Jun 22 2012 at 11:18 AM Rating: Good

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I didn't know you were a teacher, Gaxe.

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#16723 Jun 22 2012 at 11:22 AM Rating: Good

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Good show. Smiley: lol

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#16724 Jun 22 2012 at 11:59 AM Rating: Good

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His Excellency Aethien wrote:

PigtailsOfDoom wrote:

That's just retarded. People are ~~weird~~ moronic pieces of sh*t.

Fixed.

Yeah, I had a bad day at work. Smiley: glare

I had to change my pretty good and professional looking cover to something that looks like someone shat all over word. It's seriously that bad.
Luckily I got to photograph (and eat) fancy ice coupes for a restaurant this afternoon, that saved my day.

*hugs*

#16725 Jun 22 2012 at 12:32 PM Rating: Good

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Pigtails: Dating Asians, heh. Too many are so inexperienced... Smiley: glare

One of the profs here was kind of talking about arranging a marriage between me and his son and was bragging about how innocent his son is at 28... yeah, right.

In other news, I was invited out by some Sudanese people (are they black or Arabs? I think they are both) today, they didn't tell me where we would go, so I assumed we'd go shopping. Went to the Pakistan Airforce Museum instead which is a museum slash park slash amusement park slash marketplace. It was pretty awesome, I got a load of mosquito bites on my feet, I hope I haven't got malaria now...

Went into the ghost house with one of the Sudanese girls, she got so scared she turned around and ran, so I went back in with this one Ethiopian nanny instead. She also got scared. It wasn't very scary.

Then the two oldest girls convinced me on the ship ride thingy (I dunno what it's called), which was what I'd successfully avoided last month in Germany... that did actually scare me. Smiley: lol

The girls are so awesome. They speak English with a Pakistani accent, while looking utterly un-Pakistani. They also speak Urdu and Arabic... and apparently Turkish (they are required to learn that at school).

Edit: Ã†th, are you aware of r/ainbow?

Edited, Jun 22nd 2012 6:36pm by Kalivha

#16726 Jun 22 2012 at 2:18 PM Rating: Good

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Kalivha wrote:

I got a load of mosquito bites on my feet, I hope I haven't got malaria now...

If there ever was a good time to crack open the gin and tonic, now would be it.

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