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I'm not much of a coffee drinker, but when I do, I need the unnecessary (oxymoron... I know) fancy creamers (like the French Vanilla kind). I used to be able to drink coffee black but man, has my taste changed.

Since it's about due time (and I still need to get a personalize photo done for Theo, as I hadn't given him one after he was so kind to make one for me), here's a more recent photo of me. At least I'm not menacingly staring at flowers in this one...

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the fridge.

Just copy and paste from Wiki.

[edit] re: Tanning - I try to avoid it all costs. My guidanin (Like melanin, but for Italians.) turns me almost Snooky Orange and that kind of pisses me off to no ends.

Edited, Jun 15th 2012 11:03am by lolgaxe

So much better than with the bracelet it had, much cleaner and nicer.

Because they'll be able to go home by 3 PM.


And for Sunday, I'm hoping for one of two scenario's:
1: Germany beats Denmark after a grueling match in which the Danish refuse to lose without taking out half the German team, the only reason the Germans still win is because Gomez manages to score from half a chance in the 89th minute. Meanwhile the Dutch finally start playing like the offensive powerhouse they can be and manage to wipe Portugal off the field with a 4 - 1 victory. This all leaves a bruised and battered Germany in first place with the Dutch finishing second.

2: Germany thinks they're already through and severely underestimates the Danish who put up a good fight and manage to win 2 - 1 with lots of hard work and a good bit of luck. Meanwhile the Dutch still fumble about and Portugal wins 1 - 0 after a boring game. This leaves Germany, Portugal and Denmark at 6 points and in the games played amongst each other Denmark scored 4 and had 4 scored on them, Portugal is 3 - 3 and Germany 2 - 2 which makes Denmakr 1, Portugal 2 and Germany 3. This results in a good 2 weeks of drama for both the Dutch press and the German press to entertain themselves with, alternatively mocking the other's team and burning down their own team.

Figthing in a football match mostly just means that they all lay around whining, crying and pretending to be mortally wounded in an attempt to get the other person sent off the field.

Someone kicked your shin? Grab your face and pretend that he hit you on the nose, maybe he'll get sent off!

More fun than ******* pures.

What?

Are you talking to me or Tails?

You were too loud during sex Maz, they heard you.


On a sidenote, I kinda wish I could speak Danish now even though the language is a s useless as Dutch.

I always assumed that was the hispanic in me and not the Italian. The Italian genes are weak in my family... so are the Hispanic ones and I still go through yellow when I change from pasty white to orange. At the moment my face is actually kind of orange, so are my feet, but my hands are still yellow and the rest of me is very white, mostly.



FTFY. I'd still like to speak Danish.

Also, ahahaha Americans being sexually repressed, I live in a country where extramarital sex is illegal, and so is public kissing, I think. LolPakistan.

In other news, I spent the afternoon and evening with some Turkish people and two Pathans. By the time we got home, one of the Pathans tried to get me engaged to the other one. Who is actually nice and kinda cute. Grrr, Pakistan.

I asked the couple on the bench next to us and they said it was fine.



Just speak Dutch, but every time there's a d in a word, stick your tongue out and go 'urgh'. That's Danish 101 right there.

Well yeah, I imagine that to a Pakistani I probably am going to look pale no matter what. If you look at the last pictures I posted, and then the ones I posted yesterday though, there's a huge difference!

I think it's cute that you , Noct and Theo are posting pictures, are you looking for our approbation? Offended when i called you by your name but you post pictures and address on this forum. I think you want me.

Be patient and kind, and take the extra time needed to help them understand what is apparently a difficult concept for them.

Then charge by the hour.

I did, 3 times. Then they got someone new (again) to give their opinion and that person wanted it changed back to an ugly cluster@#%^ that isn't sustainable for the next editions of the magazine. This was one comment in 3 pages sent hours before the deadline btw. Many of them we had already discussed and convinced other people of not to do them in an attempt to guide them away from the cluster@#%^ they used to call their employee magazine thing.

I'm not exactly thrilled by their intern who "has also studied graphic design you know" but who wanted to put "doodles" "add some more colour" and "tilt and angle things" on a page so full of text and pointless images I was happy to just be able to squeeze it all in there. She also complained that the spread with a lot of text on a white background, a photo 2 page wide photo and a big *** title was "too empty" and that a line of text on the cover needed to be moved up even though that would clearly and obviously (to anyone with a partially functioning brain and eyes) make it unreadable. Then there were the titles for the articles, they had emphasized that those needed to be BIG and then, the day before the deadline, started to complain that they were too big and noticeable, they needed to be smaller and different but still very recognizable and we should just do something fun with it and make it more "modern" and "pop out more" (But remember, they also needed to be smaller and less noticeable).
EDIT: Oh and I forgot, she complained about the errors in the text too (that THEY sent in, exactly as it's in the magazine). Somehow they expect me to read and spellcheck their 1500 word articles? Yeah... no. I should also mention that the new name for this magazine is a pun with their name and twitter, 1500 word articles and a magazine name that makes you expect 140 character messages. We got to laugh at them for that though, sadly not to their faces.


I just really, really, really want to hit her in the face with a keyboard, or a chair, or something else that would make a nice lasting impression.

Edited, Jun 15th 2012 9:58pm by Aethien