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#16002 May 30 2012 at 10:57 AM Rating: Good
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Gotta live a little, right?

Speaking of experimentation... Protein, you're this sciency Frankenstein-esque lab guy, right? Do you think it would be possible to gene splice a chicken with a cow and a pig? I'm thinking it'll save me time making dinner in the future.
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#16003 May 30 2012 at 11:13 AM Rating: Excellent
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It's all DNA. Just bring 2 live chickens, a virgin calf, and a side of bacon and I'll start the incantations. Err, I mean... science stuff. It's complicated... Smiley: um

Edited, May 30th 2012 10:15am by someproteinguy
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#16004 May 30 2012 at 11:20 AM Rating: Good
Mazra wrote:
Edit: Something else just dawned on me. The thing that makes soda and beer all bubbly. Carbon dioxide. CO2. We call carbon dioxide, when dissolved in liquid, kulsyre, carbon acid, which is something entirely different in English, isn't it?


In English, H2CO2, what you get when dissolving CO2 in water, is generally referred to as carbonic acid. A carbon acid is any kind of acid with carbon in it.

Edit: If we're starting with horrible crimes against nature, ManBearPig needs to happen.

Edited, May 30th 2012 1:22pm by IDrownFish
#16005 May 30 2012 at 11:31 AM Rating: Good
"carbon acid" isn't really a thing, organic acids are usually carboxylic acids.

The first part of what Fishy said was correct, though.


And just mean American resident Europeans, mainly. The actual American girl is all right. The actual Europeans, are, too (and also all German so far - one from London, though).
#16006 May 30 2012 at 11:33 AM Rating: Good
Also, how does Occam's Razor lead to creationism being true? Stuff makes no sense. Smiley: frown
#16007 May 30 2012 at 11:43 AM Rating: Good
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Carbonic acid, ah! Wasn't sure how to translate it. Makes sense.
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#16008 May 30 2012 at 12:00 PM Rating: Good
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I just poured a beer down the drain. Smiley: frown
#16009 May 30 2012 at 12:11 PM Rating: Good
The simplest answer is the one that you found in a book written by a bunch of dead old guys. Smiley: nod That way you don't have to think for yourself!

There's a couple reasons I don't like making the first move. The first is because I'm naturally very submissive when it comes to sex related things, so I really have to force myself to get aggressive (unless I'm really turned on, but that's another issue). The second is that I am a little old fashioned when it comes to these things. Having the guy kiss me first is romantic. Having me kiss him first is... I don't know. I guess it just feels less special?
#16010 May 30 2012 at 12:13 PM Rating: Good
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Mazra wrote:
Do you think it would be possible to gene splice a chicken with a cow and a pig? I'm thinking it'll save me time making dinner in the future.
Burgers and milk that taste like chicken. Ick.
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#16011 May 30 2012 at 12:15 PM Rating: Good
Kalivha wrote:
"carbon acid" isn't really a thing, organic acids are usually carboxylic acids.

The first part of what Fishy said was correct, though.


Smiley: schooled
#16012 May 30 2012 at 12:28 PM Rating: Good
I am amused that me making a "your mom" joke was cause to lock a thread. Seriously? I wasn't name calling it was a freaking joke. A stupid one, I'll admit, but still.
#16013 May 30 2012 at 12:32 PM Rating: Good
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I saw that. Bit of an itchy trigger finger, I'd say. The solution is whenever a "What server" thread comes up, your answer should always be "Atomos."
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#16014 May 30 2012 at 12:38 PM Rating: Good
Yeah, I didn't even recognize the admin name, so I'm guessing the OP got butt hurt and reported my post. Some people's children...
#16015 May 30 2012 at 12:39 PM Rating: Good
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Holy sh*t...

Edit: Nevermind, it's fake. Smiley: frown

Edited, May 30th 2012 8:40pm by Aethien
#16016 May 30 2012 at 1:35 PM Rating: Good
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Still pretty cool.

Reminds me of these:
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#16017 May 30 2012 at 2:34 PM Rating: Good
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That bottle of Hop Stoopid was gone a little too quickly. It's ridiculously drinkable for an 8% ABV beer.
#16018 May 30 2012 at 6:01 PM Rating: Good
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So you're using a 3GS? A 3 year-old phone?

Because that's not normal behavior for a 4. I had a 4 up until my contract renewal was up in November and I was beta testing iOS 5 for about six months before it came out and never had any problems.

Expecting a smart phone to go more than a day and a half or so on a charge with normal, regular usage is unreasonable. You do realize that you're using a miniature computer and it still fits in your front pocket, right? It's not an iPad where 70% of the device can be battery space.

Some things that will likely help with your battery life, though: turn off all notifications that you don't absolutely need. Close apps in the multitasking tray if you're not using them. Don't use location services often. Don't watch movies on your phone. Use WiFi when possible. Turn your brightness down. Turn push off in your mail, and set it to only retrieve every hour.

I've had my phone on all day and I still have 77% battery BTW. 2 hours of use, 9 hours of standby (yes, I woke up at noon today).



Yeah, I got the 3GS about 6 months before the 4 came out. So I had 6 months of a sweet phone before it got crippled by the update. Prior to the update I leave bluetooth on and it was really nice to use my cars built in bluetooth handsfree. Now I have to leave bluetooth switched off on the phone or the battery runs out mid-afternoon. I don't surf, play games, watch movies etc and probably max out at about 30mins talk a day and probably 80+% of the time it is connected to wifi at home or work. I do get emails though and have it checking fairly frequently as I need it for work. The phone still can do all I need and last the day as long as I leave the bluetooth off.

I like Apple and really enjoy my iPad and playing with my son with it, it is just the lagginess of the phone is a continual reminder which irks me (while still doing pretty much everything I need) :)


#16019 May 31 2012 at 12:09 AM Rating: Good
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I think it's possible to downgrade to an older OS for Iphones though, it'll just take some DIYing. I'd say try googling that.
#16020 May 31 2012 at 1:45 AM Rating: Good
I might just have had a break-up. While I was asleep. I'll try and see what exactly is happening there... it looks like it might become two, which would make me single.

I think one of the profs here is hitting on me, though. I don't even know.
#16021 May 31 2012 at 1:49 AM Rating: Decent
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I think it's possible to downgrade to an older OS for Iphones though, it'll just take some DIYing. I'd say try googling that.

Eh, depends on what version of iOS you're on. It's pretty tough to go back to iOS 4 once you're on 5.1.

Frankly though, on an old phone I don't know why you'd upgrade right away anyway; why not wait and do some research to see how it'll be affected? I did beta tests on my iPhone 4 but I always saved my old phone states so I could restore it back to iOS 4 if iOS 5 was ******. Same thing for when I jailbroke my iPhone 4.
#16022 May 31 2012 at 2:10 AM Rating: Good
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PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
I am amused that me making a "your mom" joke was cause to lock a thread. Seriously? I wasn't name calling it was a freaking joke. A stupid one, I'll admit, but still.
Yeah, I choked on my drink when I read "Locked: Name Calling". After reading through the thread, I really couldn't understand why. I mean, the nuked survey one was probably in need of a lock anyway, but the other one had people being helpful.

My guess is that after Bodhi's recent nuked post(which I understand was pretty vile), "your mom" jokes are off limits for a bit until someone stops reporting all of them.
#16023 May 31 2012 at 3:07 AM Rating: Good
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Kalivha wrote:
I might just have had a break-up. While I was asleep. I'll try and see what exactly is happening there... it looks like it might become two, which would make me single.

I think one of the profs here is hitting on me, though. I don't even know.
What happened? :O
#16024 May 31 2012 at 7:22 AM Rating: Good
He doesn't know how to deal with jealousy, I can't help him because I don't even understand the emotion at all.

Pigtails, help plz! I really really cannot deal with this right now and I feel like it's mostly because I don't have enough knowledge of humans.
#16025 May 31 2012 at 7:55 AM Rating: Good
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I have literally zero advice on this subject. I understand jealousy, but I've never been in a situation at all like yours.

Unrelated: does anyone else wonder if Raw has developed a heroin addiction or something?
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#16026 May 31 2012 at 8:05 AM Rating: Good
The most stupid thing is that I only got that Dubai guy's number for 2 reasons, 1. it's good to have contacts in Dubai, 2. he reminded me of this guy.

We had a talk and both cried a bit and now we're just gonna... be together and try to meet up ASAP (preferably before I'm actually back in Europe).
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