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#15827 May 23 2012 at 8:44 PM Rating: Good
Hahaha, I'm probably gonna gloat once it hits 110 even though I'll really hate it.

Although 95 yesterday were okay, sort of...
#15828 May 23 2012 at 9:41 PM Rating: Good
I have fun mocking the local theater reviewer for the paper. He wrote us a pretty nice review for Grease, but he made the glaring mistake of saying that it was ironic, that the actors who play Sandy and Danny, and Kenickie and Rizzo, are married to each other irl. I really want to write him an anonymous letter and tell him to look up the definition of the word irony, because that isn't it. But I'm lazy, so I posted something about it on facebook instead.
#15829 May 24 2012 at 2:05 AM Rating: Good
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So...

This happened to me tonight.

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#15830 May 24 2012 at 2:40 AM Rating: Excellent
So, what's his name?
#15831 May 24 2012 at 3:39 AM Rating: Good
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A post-it? Cheap, not even a bussinesscard.
#15832 May 24 2012 at 3:50 AM Rating: Good
Haha, I keep getting people's business cards.

Also, a servant gave me flowers. How am I supposed to handle a servant giving me flowers? I mean, he's nice and actually kinda good looking, but still!

And not surprised, Theo. Really.
#15833 May 24 2012 at 6:44 AM Rating: Good
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And not surprised, Theo. Really.


This.



And Kali, I have no clue how one would handle that situation.
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#15834 May 24 2012 at 6:59 AM Rating: Good
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Everyone should have business cards. Mine say:

Sergeant First Class De Luca
Potential Lunch Winner
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#15835 May 24 2012 at 7:05 AM Rating: Good
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Overlord Theophany wrote:
So...

This happened to me tonight.

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Happens to me all the time.

Sometimes I send myself kinky emails as well.
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#15836 May 24 2012 at 7:21 AM Rating: Good
Lulz bored at home.

The worst part is, I never take mirror pictures.
#15837 May 24 2012 at 7:53 AM Rating: Good
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You look pretty awesome as a ninja.
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#15838 May 24 2012 at 8:01 AM Rating: Good
BEST SUNSCREEN
#15839 May 24 2012 at 8:13 AM Rating: Good
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#15840 May 24 2012 at 9:17 AM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
A post-it? Cheap, not even a bussinesscard.


srsly
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#15841 May 24 2012 at 9:47 AM Rating: Good
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Still one of the greatest songs ever. Especially when played at ear shattering volume.

Edited, May 24th 2012 5:49pm by Aethien
#15842 May 24 2012 at 10:08 AM Rating: Good
Yeah, I could never do the burka thing. I look good in black, but I also have nice curves that I enjoy showing off. Smiley: grin

So this is funny, one of my lovers up in Eugene is a Ph.D. student in microbiology, and he's crazy busy. Apparently, the other night he had a dream that he was in the middle of some wild and passionate sex, and his adviser came in the room and told him to get back to work. This is his wake up call that work is taking up too much of his personal time. Poor guy. And by crazy busy, I mean that while I was up there, in a year and a half, we had sex twice, and one of those times was a threesome with my other boyfriend for my birthday last year.
#15843 May 24 2012 at 10:18 AM Rating: Good
Is this one of your 2 boyfriends or a more casual thing?

Also,
1. That is not a burka. Technically.
2. There are some abayas (that's what the dress is, the scarf is just a scarf that's wrapped in a funny way) that actually kinda show off your curves. This was just the cheapest one I could find in Dubai.
3. Awww. Our cook saw me in it and asked if I have more like it because his wife would really like them. I told him I might go to Dubai again next month. If I do, I'm gonna give him one as a present. Pro-tip of the day: Treat your servants well, tip them, but never tip them in cash. I'll do that. Smiley: grin

Also just met some Nepali dude at dinner who's been living in this hostel for 6 years; first to do a PhD here and now he's a lecturer.

Also notice the flowers in the background of that picture, the... waiter? I don't know. Other servant guy gave them to me.
#15844 May 24 2012 at 11:04 AM Rating: Good
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For Diglett and other lovers of history: Queen Victoria's diaries from age 13 until her death. Only accessible to non British people until the end of June.
#15845 May 24 2012 at 11:19 AM Rating: Good
Non British.

I'm non British now (although my supervisor keeps introducing me as from the UK).
#15846 May 24 2012 at 11:42 AM Rating: Good
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BUT YOU'RE ACTUALLY A MEAN GERMAN PERSON!
#15847 May 24 2012 at 11:43 AM Rating: Good
One of the more casual flings. I never expected much from him considering he was a grad student, but when we first started seeing each other, I was hoping for more attention than just once a year lol. It's a shame too, because he's a lot of fun. Both in the bedroom, and to talk to.

Thanks for the link Aeth, sounds interesting.

I've only been up three hours and I'm exhausted already. I think I need a nap. -.-
#15848 May 24 2012 at 12:28 PM Rating: Good
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I think I accomplish more before you wake up than you do all day.

And I'm jealous. Smiley: frown
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#15849 May 24 2012 at 12:36 PM Rating: Good
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I'm really tipsy and it's 8:35 PM. Also, I just kicked Diablo's *** bigtime on Nightmare.
#15850 May 24 2012 at 12:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
I'm really tipsy and it's 8:35 PM. Also, I just kicked Diablo's *** bigtime on Nightmare.


Smiley: yippee

Grats, and get going on hell already slacker.

Also I'm assuming they got the AH fixed? Several of my auctions disappeared last night before it went down. Smiley: frown

Also, also, not surprisingly:

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The Real-Money Auction House has been delayed indefinitely past the original May timeline, this comes as little surprise given the issues that have plagued the gold auction house. When real money is involved, patience with auction house outages, lost gold/items and other nasty things will run dry - so Blizzard won't be launching it until they're confident that everything is running without a hitch.


Edited, May 24th 2012 11:43am by someproteinguy
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#15851 May 24 2012 at 12:43 PM Rating: Good
Jealous of what?

Also, I wake up like 12 hours before you guys now, right? Wait. 9 hours before NYC time due to daylight savings. Still 12 hours before protein... right?
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