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#15502 May 14 2012 at 1:19 PM Rating: Good

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Kalivha wrote:

Also, congrats Fishie, lest I forget.

Going to a party now. This random girl's like... 5th or 6th birthday party, no one really knows, except her parents. My life is awesome, right?

I bought a camera and 2 new pairs of shoes today. also, mosquito spray and underwear.

Have fun, which camera, pic of shoes?

#15503 May 14 2012 at 1:44 PM Rating: Excellent

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Mazra wrote:

Kalivha wrote:

Going to a party now. This random girl's like... 5th or 6th birthday party, no one really knows, except her parents. My life is awesome, right?

I bought a camera

This is as far as I got.

Pics of random drunk girls or GTFO.

Smiley: facepalm

Did you see the part where she said the girl is 5 or 6?

#15504 May 14 2012 at 1:45 PM Rating: Good

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I read it as the random girl has had five or six birthday parties in a short period of time.

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#15505 May 14 2012 at 1:48 PM Rating: Excellent

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Doesn't everyone have relatives that sit around at get drunk at all the kids' birthday parties? Smiley: confused

Smiley: confused

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#15506 May 14 2012 at 2:22 PM Rating: Good

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Probably most folks have at least one. But I don't think that's what Maz meant.

#15507 May 14 2012 at 2:36 PM Rating: Excellent

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Not sure any of us have a clue what he really meant. Smiley: rolleyes

Smiley: rolleyes

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#15508 May 14 2012 at 3:10 PM Rating: Good

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I'm betting he meant tits or beer.

#15509 May 14 2012 at 3:23 PM Rating: Good

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New Baroness Smiley: inlove

#15510 May 14 2012 at 4:55 PM Rating: Good

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Child, birthday, no. I have some pics of Asian women?

Also, buying men's underwear in a headscarf is not as bad as anticipated. And I somehow guessed the checkout guy's name correctly (it was Calum, I was actually thinking "this guy looks like a Calum").

#15511 May 14 2012 at 5:04 PM Rating: Good

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Sharing this in two places, because one likes Mass Effect and people here like drinking. Smiley: schooled

Smiley: schooled

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#15512 May 14 2012 at 6:13 PM Rating: Good

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lolgaxe wrote:

I read it as the random girl has had five or six birthday parties in a short period of time.

This.

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#15513 May 14 2012 at 6:47 PM Rating: Good

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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:

Sharing this in two places, because one likes Mass Effect and people here like drinking. Smiley: schooled

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I'm Commander Shepard, and these are my favorite drinks on the Citadel!

#15514 May 14 2012 at 7:39 PM Rating: Good

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Damn, have everything for The Enkindler but something to give it the cherry taste. XD The only fruity liquor in the house is Triple Sec. :P

If I had ginger beer/ale, I'd totally make Kaidan's Full Biotic Kick. Only have Coke, though. :(

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#15515 May 14 2012 at 7:46 PM Rating: Good

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Well, if you snort the coke it'll probably be like a biotic kicked you in the face.

Oh, you mean the drink.

#15516 May 14 2012 at 9:00 PM Rating: Excellent

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/peeks in, sees monsters, runs away!

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#15517 May 14 2012 at 9:09 PM Rating: Good

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What I miss over the weekend?

Not trying to read 111 posts.

Did a lot of fishing, both at night near my house and up at North Shore.

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#15518 May 15 2012 at 12:15 AM Rating: Good

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Monsters? There's no monsters here!

#15519 May 15 2012 at 12:25 AM Rating: Decent

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Mistress Darqflame wrote:

/peeks in, sees monsters, runs away!

I am in no way, shape, or form a monster. Smiley: frown

And oh hai there Darq. Smiley: wink

EDIT: I also didn't know that there were people out there that hadn't seen To Catch a Thief. I watched it with a girl last night who had never seen it.

Yeah, maybe best date movie ever. Ever.

Edited, May 14th 2012 11:26pm by Theophany

#15520 May 15 2012 at 12:32 AM Rating: Good

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EDIT: I also didn't know that there were people out there that hadn't seen To Catch a Thief. I watched it with a girl last night who had never seen it.

Yeah, maybe best date movie ever. Ever.

I'm not surprised. It's from the 50s. I know it's Hitchcock and everything, but there's an expiration date on what's in pop culture.

#15521 May 15 2012 at 1:24 AM Rating: Good

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Horsey wrote:

What I miss over the weekend?

Uhm, some talk about religions and stuff.
Catch a lot of fish?

#15522 May 15 2012 at 1:50 AM Rating: Excellent

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Overlord Theophany wrote:

Yeah, maybe best date movie ever. Ever.

An old housemate took a new girlfriend to the movies for their first date to see 8mm. He had no idea what it was about till the movie started :)

It was an awkward night apparently (although they are now married).

#15523 May 15 2012 at 2:09 AM Rating: Good

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Overlord Theophany wrote:

Mistress Darqflame wrote:

/peeks in, sees monsters, runs away!

I am in no way, shape, or form a monster. Smiley: frown

You pretty much have to be; good job, good looking, good with the ladies etc. Deep down you're probably a serial killer.

Edited, May 15th 2012 10:12am by Aethien

#15524 May 15 2012 at 2:21 AM Rating: Good

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He kills them with his charm. Smiley: nod

I've never seen that movie either. I do like old movies, I just don't watch that many.

#15525 May 15 2012 at 2:41 AM Rating: Good

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Pretty cat eyes <3

#15526 May 15 2012 at 2:58 AM Rating: Good

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smunks wrote:

Horsey wrote:

What I miss over the weekend?

Uhm, some talk about religions and stuff.
Catch a lot of fish?

None at all, lots of barbeque though.

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