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#15152 May 04 2012 at 2:40 PM Rating: Good
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How the hell did that get past the spam filter?

Bluh. Why am I even reading this thread? I don't have time for this, I have my first final in 24 hours!

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So you're going to be procrastinating for the next 23 hours and 55 minutes?


What are you talking about? I study calculus by playing Dota 2. Procrastinating, psh.
#15153 May 04 2012 at 2:42 PM Rating: Good
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You're taking calculus? Please tell me you actually intend to go into math, science, or comp sci.
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#15154 May 04 2012 at 2:43 PM Rating: Decent
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Yeah, I'm somewhere in the low to mid 20's. It's gotten to be too much of a chore at this point to actually sit down and count everyone. I have a friend who says she's in the 100's and I have a male friend who is getting close to 40 who claims his is in the thousands. I think he's probably exaggerating, but he DOES have some really good stories to tell, so who knows.

And yeah, all the guys that I've actually paid attention to, have either had beige or pink junks. I've never seen an actual white one. That would be kinda scary.

I think that's a good definition Theo. Not my preferred one of course, as I like to use it as a compliment, but I think it's fair just the same. Despite the amount of lovers I've had in the last couple years, I'm actually quite picky. All the guys I've either dated or slept with in that time frame have been intelligent, feminist, liberal nerds. Smiley: grin I actually had this guy in town on OKC send me a message the other day, wanting to get together. Our match rating was around 50% and we both have answered a lot of questions. This guy is sexist, anti-abortion, thinks that flag burning should be illegal, but considers himself liberal. I was like Smiley: confused I know there's more to being liberal than being feminist friendly, but sh*t... And I've never understood the whole obsession with the flag. If it's expected, I'll stand up out of respect and all, but it's just a piece of cloth. If people want to burn it, I say let them.

Yeah, I don't really care to exaggerate (and in some cases I actually give a lower number). I find it funny when guys try to judge their worth by how many women they sleep with; it's really, really rare that you have great sex with someone you just met as opposed to someone you've been in a relationship with for a while (i.e. have been sleeping with for a while).

A female friend (different one than the überslut) was talking to a female acquaintance of ours when we were out recently and was moaning and complaining that a guy she just met and hooked up with sucked in bed and I had to put my two cents in: "you literally have only known him for a few weeks and this was your first time sleeping with you. You're ridiculously hot and that intimidates a lot of guys. You're not going to get his A-game the first time."

It's like people expect sex with a near-stranger to be like you see on TV or in the movies: amazing, crazy, mind-blowing sex. But that very rarely happens.

Anyway, story for the day.


idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
You're taking calculus? Please tell me you actually intend to go into math, science, or comp sci.

I taught myself calc from my younger brother's AP book and tested out of all of math. That's what the pros do.

Edited, May 4th 2012 1:45pm by Theophany
#15155 May 04 2012 at 2:46 PM Rating: Good
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It's like people expect sex with a near-stranger to be like you see on TV or in the movies: amazing, crazy, mind-blowing sex. But that very rarely happens.


But Cosmo said...

Edited, May 4th 2012 10:47pm by Mazra
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#15156 May 04 2012 at 2:52 PM Rating: Good
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I took AP Calc in high school. Got a 3 on the exam, so it didn't count as a math credit later, but I placed into Calc. At Rutgers, that means they axe one of your math requirements.

Logic fulfilled my other requirement. Smiley: lol

I've just met people who took calc purely because they placed into it, without any intention of going into a field it's needed for. It just saps the fun out of their semester for no reason. Now, I liked calc. It actually finally gave me a real meaningful use for all the other crap I learned in school. But there's no reason to take it if you don't intend to use it or enjoy it. You'll probably never find yourself in a situation where you need to calculate the distance you've traveled from the rate of change to your velocity over time.
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#15157 May 04 2012 at 2:54 PM Rating: Good
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It's like people expect sex with a near-stranger to be like you see on TV or in the movies: amazing, crazy, mind-blowing sex. But that very rarely happens.
After all, not everyone can be as skilled in bed as I am.
#15158 May 04 2012 at 3:00 PM Rating: Good
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I've never been good at math. Thank god I never have to use it again.
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It's like people expect sex with a near-stranger to be like you see on TV or in the movies: amazing, crazy, mind-blowing sex. But that very rarely happens.
After all, not everyone can be as skilled in bed as I am.

That's why most of my friends outside of work are girls. Smiley: wink
#15160 May 04 2012 at 3:16 PM Rating: Good
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
You're taking calculus? Please tell me you actually intend to go into math, science, or comp sci.


Comp Sci, actually. So it's required.

That said, I'm planning to be an attorney in the long run, so the Comp Sci degree is honestly just kind of a filler to get me through undergrad. I would take a Pre Law major, but my school doesn't have that, and Poli Sci would be interesting, but not enough to make me risk my future on it. The thing with Comp Sci is that further down the road, if something happens or I change my mind about law school, I can always fall back on my major for a job. They're always hiring in that field.

And your actual major really doesn't matter for most law schools. I knew a lawyer who was a music major before she went to law school.
#15161 May 04 2012 at 3:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
I took AP Calc in high school. Got a 3 on the exam, so it didn't count as a math credit later, but I placed into Calc. At Rutgers, that means they axe one of your math requirements.


Lucky *******.

My college made me retake both calc and physics despite taking them in high school. Most boring semester ever I swear. Smiley: bah
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#15162 May 04 2012 at 3:21 PM Rating: Good
I totally agree. I think that's at least part of the reason I don't like one night stands. Been there, done that, they suck. Very, very rarely do I meet someone and have the first sex encounter be amazing.
#15163 May 04 2012 at 3:23 PM Rating: Good
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Your college thing sounds like the most complicated educational buffet ever. Here you pretty much pick a class for what you want to be and they give you all the necessary courses.
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
You're taking calculus? Please tell me you actually intend to go into math, science, or comp sci.


Comp Sci, actually. So it's required.

That said, I'm planning to be an attorney in the long run, so the Comp Sci degree is honestly just kind of a filler to get me through undergrad. I would take a Pre Law major, but my school doesn't have that, and Poli Sci would be interesting, but not enough to make me risk my future on it. The thing with Comp Sci is that further down the road, if something happens or I change my mind about law school, I can always fall back on my major for a job. They're always hiring in that field.

And your actual major really doesn't matter for most law schools. I knew a lawyer who was a music major before she went to law school.


People in law who understand how technology works WOULD be nice... And, take it from someone who has been looking at job listings a lot lately, comp sci is VERY high in demand.

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Your college thing sounds like the most complicated educational buffet ever. Here you pretty much pick a class for what you want to be and they give you all the necessary courses.


I can't comment on how smaller schools handle it, but universities rarely have many specific required courses. Here, we have areas in which you need to do coursework. Rutgers general requirements include 2 math, 3 writing intensive courses (and expository writing if you don't have an AP credit, which I did Smiley: grin), diversity/global awareness courses, humanities, and 2 sciences. Then your major takes about 12 classes on top of that. For some programs, these are specific (like Organic Chem, Bio, Physics, etc.), but most programs require coursework in fields that are covered by many classes. My philosophy degree, for instance, had a logic requirement that could have been fulfilled by 4-5 different classes, Epistemology, Ancient Philosophy, Modern Philosophy, etc. No specific courses in those areas, just had to be concerned with them.

My history degree was the same way, but they didn't even have something as specific as logic.
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#15165 May 04 2012 at 6:43 PM Rating: Good
Yeah, it's pretty dependent on your school and the major you pick. At my school, you have to take 2 years of a foreign language if you're going for a Bachelor of Arts, or up to a certain level of math if you're going for a B. of Science. You also have to take two specific writing classes, both of which ended up being a huge waste of time. For your general ed requirements, you have to take 4 social sciences, 4 arts and letters, and 4 science. You also have to take 2 or 3 multicultural classes of some sort. For the gen ed requirements though, there's a lot of wiggle room, and you have the ability to knock out two requirements from one class. Say if you took a Gender Studies class, that would apply towards your A&L requirement as well as the multicultural one. Oh, and you also have to take classes from 2 different departments for each of the three core gen ed requirements. For example, my science requirements were fulfilled with Bio 101 and 102 from my AP Biology class, and then I took an intro to Chem class through my local community college, and then an anthropology class on human sexuality. It counted as science because we had to go over genetics, which is part of biology.

Then for my English degree, there are three core lower division classes I have to take. Intro to the English major, which are ENG 220, 221, and 222. Then you have to take one Shakespeare class, another lower division English or Humanities class. For the upper division requirements, we have to take one theory class, one ethnic/women's lit class, and one class each from three different time periods: Pre 1500, 1501 to 1769, and 1769 to present. Then we have two upper division English electives, so for those we can take whatever the hell we want.

I can see the perks of only having to take the classes you need for your degree, but I also like the general ed requirement thing. It makes us more well rounded. That way you don't get business people who know nothing about history or literature or science. Or English people who know nothing of philosophy or science.
#15166 May 05 2012 at 5:29 AM Rating: Good
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#15167 May 05 2012 at 9:27 AM Rating: Good
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This is what the door of my fridge looks like right now.

Because, yeknow, I need that milk for my cappuccino. Smiley: grin

Edited, May 5th 2012 5:28pm by Aethien
#15168 May 05 2012 at 9:47 AM Rating: Good
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Lol, looks healthy.

I'm pretty sure I've seen hobgoblin around here.
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#15169 May 05 2012 at 9:58 AM Rating: Good
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It's delicious and jummy.
Also, Hobgoblin has the best ads for any beer ever.

Magic potion.
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#15170 May 05 2012 at 10:24 AM Rating: Good
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Smiley: lol

Very clever.
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#15171 May 05 2012 at 1:12 PM Rating: Good
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That milk carton looks odd. Too... anonymous. Like it's from a movie or something where they didn't want product placement.
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#15172 May 05 2012 at 1:34 PM Rating: Good
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That's what you get when you buy the cheapest milk available, the € sign in circles is actually the logo for the cheap-*** products brand.


EDIT: ALSO, I HAS DANISH BEER! And Dutch, Scottish, English, Norwegian, German, Belgian and American beer.

Edited, May 5th 2012 9:39pm by Aethien
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I always buy the cheapest milk available. Smiley: lol Well, cheapest skim milk available.
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#15174 May 05 2012 at 2:28 PM Rating: Good
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Milk is milk, no point in wasting money, right?
#15175 May 05 2012 at 2:36 PM Rating: Good
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EDIT: ALSO, I HAS DANISH BEER!


Me too. Great minds...? What beer did you get?

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I've never been good at math. Thank god I never have to use it again.


I feel the same way about learning foreign languages, music, biology, gun repair, chain saw juggling and sobriety.
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