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Welp. Not touching that sentence at all.

Summer is almost here, and I can't wait. Going to learn to longboard, going to go swimming a lot, spend a lot of time at the lake, and friends I barely get to see! This summer is going to be awesome.

I'm spending the summer in Denmark. Cool weather, clean water, plenty of electricity and only occasional drive-by shootings (we're more of a knife people).

Why would white people's privates weird you out?

You prefer a ***** with a suntan?

Yeah, I don't like them pink on guys. I think it looks weird that way.

I blame the fact that I've seen most of my parents' friends naked at some point, actually.

I am also curious about that. I was actually just thinking, as a girl you can be super picky and still constantly get laid.

Probably the official definition?





I don't know what your male friends have told you, but a confident, strong-willed, independent woman is not a ****. Pretty much the other way around.

I'm reclaiming the word? What the hell does what my male friends think "****" means have anything to do with it? Jeez, you're such a sexist Maz.

In the past, I'd always considered a **** a woman who slept around. A ***** is a prostitute, a **** is a woman who has lots of sex because she enjoys it. I used to think that was a bad thing, now I know that that idea is silly. It just goes along with the whole idea that how many people you've slept with matters. Who cares? As long as you're clean and safe I don't care. I think it's interesting, but it's not something I ask my lovers anymore.

Trust me, I'm not some kind of crazy hypocrite. I lost track of the number of women I've slept with (I could figure the number out with a pen and piece of paper +/- 2) back when I was 22 or 23.

My definition of **** is someone that has no standards and will pretty much sleep with anyone, which this girl definitely doesn't and will. Hence the reason why I won't touch her with a 10 foot pole.

As for white guy junk, I wasn't aware that white = pink all of a sudden.

**** you.

Yeah, I'm somewhere in the low to mid 20's. It's gotten to be too much of a chore at this point to actually sit down and count everyone. I have a friend who says she's in the 100's and I have a male friend who is getting close to 40 who claims his is in the thousands. I think he's probably exaggerating, but he DOES have some really good stories to tell, so who knows.

And yeah, all the guys that I've actually paid attention to, have either had beige or pink junks. I've never seen an actual white one. That would be kinda scary.

I think that's a good definition Theo. Not my preferred one of course, as I like to use it as a compliment, but I think it's fair just the same. Despite the amount of lovers I've had in the last couple years, I'm actually quite picky. All the guys I've either dated or slept with in that time frame have been intelligent, feminist, liberal nerds. I actually had this guy in town on OKC send me a message the other day, wanting to get together. Our match rating was around 50% and we both have answered a lot of questions. This guy is sexist, anti-abortion, thinks that flag burning should be illegal, but considers himself liberal. I was like I know there's more to being liberal than being feminist friendly, but ****... And I've never understood the whole obsession with the flag. If it's expected, I'll stand up out of respect and all, but it's just a piece of cloth. If people want to burn it, I say let them.

I am a sexist, but only because I know how we think.

A ****, in my social circles, is a woman (or man, I guess?) who has sex with a lot of people indiscriminately because she (and he?) thinks it'll make her (and him?) cool like the other kids. It's a derogatory term used about someone who deviates from the social norms, like loser and nerd. Where nerd is a reference to someone's educational level, and loser is a reference to one's social skills, **** refers to one's sex life.

So you're going to be procrastinating for the next 23 hours and 55 minutes?

I need to figure out how to post a video or image without having to use that annoying period.